R A N T

People who don't know what their indicators are for. People who are in the wrong lane at roundabouts & junctions and cut across at the last minute, drivers who insist on sitting an inch from my rear bumper on the motorway, especially when their car isn't as quick as mine and those bloody stupid strobe lights cyclists use now, they are so distracting they should be banned. I'm sure there's more but that'll do for now.
 
T-bloody-mobile and their stupid signal booster box which, after FIVE weeks still doesn't work.
They don't call back when they say they will either and their mystical, elusive 'tech guys' seemingly haven't a clue. :headbang:
 
jonnyfive said:
Unmaned Camera vans
Estate agents (lying fatherless People)
The saniflow advert
Saturday night TV
People who view your house but dont read the discription or look at the pictures.
My Z4 crashie ride and tramlining and raterly interia.
Old Cleaver trevor at work who keeps refering to Victoring engineering and quoting " will get that done dont worry we can do that"Well we can and could if your get your finger out of your Ar*s and stop walking around all day telling every body how you have single handed saved Rolls Royce ,AstonMartin and Americans space race, and no iam not interested in your grand childs American style disco dancing Gymnastics which in your eyes should be a Olympic sport, it isnt and never will be!!!!!!!!!
My partner who never seems to cook.
My nougbour who insists on parking hes bloody Taxi on the grass verge out side our house when you could park five cars on his drive.
Taxi drivers who think there can charge you double after twelve , its your career choice and also dont think you know the quickest way home when you havnt lived in the area for last 40 years.
Spell check on my lap top not working as you can tell
And not trying harder at school so i can earn the same wage as some people get as bonus.
Rant over :x
Ooh , but I'm an Estate agent !! :cry:
 
People who deal in 'cash only' but are unwilling to hagle on the price .... want my business or not?

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moodymare said:
jonnyfive said:
Unmaned Camera vans
Estate agents (lying fatherless People)
The saniflow advert
Saturday night TV
People who view your house but dont read the discription or look at the pictures.
My Z4 crashie ride and tramlining and raterly interia.
Old Cleaver trevor at work who keeps refering to Victoring engineering and quoting " will get that done dont worry we can do that"Well we can and could if your get your finger out of your Ar*s and stop walking around all day telling every body how you have single handed saved Rolls Royce ,AstonMartin and Americans space race, and no iam not interested in your grand childs American style disco dancing Gymnastics which in your eyes should be a Olympic sport, it isnt and never will be!!!!!!!!!
My partner who never seems to cook.
My nougbour who insists on parking hes bloody Taxi on the grass verge out side our house when you could park five cars on his drive.
Taxi drivers who think there can charge you double after twelve , its your career choice and also dont think you know the quickest way home when you havnt lived in the area for last 40 years.
Spell check on my lap top not working as you can tell
And not trying harder at school so i can earn the same wage as some people get as bonus.
Rant over :x
Ooh , but I'm an Estate agent !! :cry:

Iam sure not you but look me in the eyes and tell me different :P
 
The fecking expensiveness of owning my car (not generally, but there's always something I want to buy for it)
The fact hardly a month goes by when something hasn't gone wrong (generally).
The constant fright of potholes.
Depreciation preventing me from getting a much more comfortable car (I simply won't allow the loss).
Other inconsiderate sh*tes on the road (generic term for all stupidity on the road).
Bird poo.
Kids with footballs.
Price of Fuel.
Crap Weather.
Work (read the need for a lottery win)
Diet not going well (arg II, need a smaller food fridge and to sell the wine fridge).
Crappy technology generally, that promised much but delivered little.
Random Getting older pains (if you don't have them now, just wait).
Why can't that 5 series touring I want just be cheaper?
People that are sh*ts.
People generally.

I'm sure I can think of a positive list too.. just not as quickly.
 
JGP56 said:
GETTING HELD UP BY A SLOW DRIVER USUALLY AN OLD MAN IN A HAT.

GETTING HELD UP BY A SLOW DRIVER OTHERWISE AN OLD LADY WITH BLUE RINSE.

A LOT OF THEM COME TO LIVE IN ARGYLL. OFTEN GOOD ROADS WASTED.

THIS RANTING IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL, JUST NEED TO FIND A SOFA TO LIE BACK ON AND GET PROPERLY STARTED.

People who have the "Caps Lock" key stuck on their keyboards. :roll:
 
People,

....who drive with their fog lights on when it's clear :thumbsdown:
....who accelerate and brake, accelerate and brake :!:
....when you sit behind them having just cleaned your car and they decide to wash their windscreen (and its not even raining) :thumbsdown:
....who flash their lights to overtake and when they go by they are answering a mobile :o
....who brake in the middle of a corner :cry:
....who turn and then continue for many miles with the indicator still flashing :?
....who wear a flat cap and driving gloves :P (and the passenger has a blue rinse :oops: )

:driving: :driving: :rofl:
 
People who advertise their goods saying if someone doesn't buy it, they will go in the bin! well just give it away you cheap bastard :x
 
Smart car drivers who all seem they have something to proove, driving like loonies at stupid speeds in a shoe box on wheels racing anything on the road.
 
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