Question for the ladies... (now NSFW)

[RubyBlueZ4MC]

Brings tears to my eyes, just the thought

Women are clearly tougher than you blokes!

 

[pvr]

Hey - I finished my work and drove to hospital with a burst appendix I let you know

 

[stephendutton]

I have even driven after I have trimmed my toenails now that is brave.

 

[PerryGunn]

Brings tears to my eyes, just the thought

Women are clearly tougher than you blokes!

Nope, just more vain - you hate your bikini bottoms looking like someone has cut a hiking trail through the forest with a machete

 

[stephendutton]

Brings tears to my eyes, just the thought

Women are clearly tougher than you blokes!

Nope, just more vain - you hate your bikini bottoms looking like someone has cut a hiking trail through the forest with a machete

Thats put me off my dinner

 

[pvr]

Too late to eat now anyway, he did you a favour

 

[stephendutton]

I meant dinner for life

 

[Dangerous-Dave]

The thing is, if you nip you nut sack with a razor what do you do? Can't say if fancy rubbing a cut stick on it... Ouch

 

[PerryGunn]

 

[RubyBlueZ4MC]

The thing is, if you nip you nut sack with a razor what do you do? Can't say if fancy rubbing a cut stick on it... Ouch

I knew someone that did this with scissors. Be careful all you trimmers out there!

 

[MrPT]

I plait mine into a spare penis.

 

[Machine monkey]

I plait mine into a spare penis.

 

[PerryGunn]

The thing is, if you nip you nut sack with a razor what do you do? Can't say if fancy rubbing a cut stick on it... Ouch

White pepper works as a pain-free clotting agent - although it may make your wife sneeze...

 

[RubyBlueZ4MC]

Who voted Manjazzle then? It's a recent update !

 

[PerryGunn]

Who voted Manjazzle then? It's a recent thing!

It wasn't you then?

 

[sars]

Who voted Manjazzle then? It's a recent thing!

It wasn't you then?

Certainly wasn't me, probably Bing :evil:

 

[jimbo1958]

I can't claim to be an expert either pvr! As long as it isn't a fringe! :-O

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The "Mullet" wouldn't be a good look either.


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[PerryGunn]

Who voted Manjazzle then? It's a recent thing!

It wasn't you then?

Certainly wasn't me, probably Bing :evil:

Well he has got room for the disco balls under that skirt...

 

[Bing]

I voted for it originally, but changed my vote - the little glass squares kept pinching

 

[PerryGunn]

I voted for it originally, but changed my vote - the little glass squares kept pinching

Probably PVR then, we all know what the Dutch are like... legal pot makes them do strange things... clogs... tulips... trying to get their fingers in dykes... penile decoration...