Question for the ladies... (now NSFW)

[Disca]

What did I just read..

 

[Bing]

You're a complete dick then?

Yes

Does anyone get the Missus/partner/or other to do for them, m wife is a hairdresser so

She's not going anywhere near my balls with a razor.

And nor is Mrs Bing :lol:

 

[Silverfox]

I shaved mine when I had the snip, not the most pleasant experience and never to be repeated

 

[Stuart Truman]

I shaved mine when I had the snip, not the most pleasant experience and never to be repeated

The snip or the shaving? My brother in law got an infection when he had the snip and ended up with a nut sack larger than a tennis ball

It put me right off doing the responsible thing...

 

[pvr]

Perhaps he should not have done a DIY job?

 

[Geezah]

None of yer bizniz!

 

[Talksthetorque]

A mate of mine was going for his circumcision in his late twenties. They gave him a razor and some soap and told him he would need to shave himself.
Comes out five minutes later to ask for another razor as this one's cutting his face to ribbons....

 

[Stuart Truman]

Perhaps he should not have done a DIY job?

Trust me it was a professional job. With hindsight he'd have been better off with a couple of sterilised bricks.

 

[Lynchy]

A mate of mine was going for his circumcision in his late twenties. They gave him a razor and some soap and told him he would need to shave himself.
Comes out five minutes later to ask for another razor as this one's cutting his face to ribbons....

 

[Silverfox]

I shaved mine when I had the snip, not the most pleasant experience and never to be repeated

The snip or the shaving? My brother in law got an infection when he had the snip and ended up with a nut sack larger than a tennis ball

It put me right off doing the responsible thing...

Both :thumbsdown:

 

[cj10jeeper]

A mate of mine was going for his circumcision in his late twenties. They gave him a razor and some soap and told him he would need to shave himself.
Comes out five minutes later to ask for another razor as this one's cutting his face to ribbons....

Been there and the Mrs drove me home. Swear to god she went over every pothole and bump and kept reminding me about the pain of childbirth.

 

[sars]

Question......

If you guys don't vote how will you know how close the poll is?

The result could be a close shave.

Groan

I'm loving the humour in this thread, reminds me why I keep coming back

Question......

If you guys don't vote how will you know how close the poll is?

Just click the 'View Result' button. :wink:

smart arse

 

[PerryGunn]

A mate of mine was going for his circumcision in his late twenties. They gave him a razor and some soap and told him he would need to shave himself.
Comes out five minutes later to ask for another razor as this one's cutting his face to ribbons....

Been there and the Mrs drove me home. Swear to god she went over every pothole and bump and kept reminding me about the pain of childbirth.

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after some heavy deductive thinking I've come up with the retort to that statement; Getting kicked in the nuts must be more painful than having a baby because...

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It would be nice to have another child.", but you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

 

[original guvnor]

smart arse

Oh he's had that done as well has he?

 

[pvr]

smart arse

Oh he's had that done as well has he?

Just curious of what the definition of smart would be - is that a centre parting, permed or what?

 

[original guvnor]

smart arse

Oh he's had that done as well has he?

Just curious of what the definition of smart would be - is that a centre parting, permed or what?

I can't claim to be an expert either pvr! As long as it isn't a fringe! :-O

 

[Bing]

smart arse

Oh he's had that done as well has he?

Just curious of what the definition of smart would be - is that a centre parting, permed or what?

Short back and sides. Not sure how that would work though.

 

[pvr]

Perhaps a wax strip would sort it?

 

[Bing]

One strip on each side - mini Mohican ?

 

[pvr]

Brings tears to my eyes, just the thought