Question for the ladies... (now NSFW)

[Finisterre]

that needs a pair of mirror balls

 

[PerryGunn]

that needs a pair of mirror balls

Unfortunately, due to a pejazzlling accident...

 

[sars]

In all my life, why on earth would someone fix mirror tiles on their willy, and I'm with Stuart, though the only thing that will remove that image from my brain is 12 gauge buckshot, farewell friends

Still waiting fro Rubes to explain what "manjazzle" is, gosh I've had a sheltered life

 

[Anonymous]

and while we are on the subject of male genitalia , my preference is circumcised

Hmm.... aren't all us 'real' men that way

 

[sars]

Question......

If you guys don't vote how will you know how close the poll is?

 

[PerryGunn]

and while we are on the subject of male genitalia , my preference is circumcised

Hmm.... aren't all us 'real' men that way

Especially if it's done with a pair of pinking shares to leave a nice frilly edge

 

[Dav the wheel nut]

Does your fella shave his balls?

I would really like to know why you are asking this question :?

 

[Stuart Truman]

that needs a pair of mirror balls

Unfortunately, due to a pejazzlling accident...

If that's a selfie, I bet A&E can't wait. It'll be a nice change from people who've inserted some domestic object or vegetable where it shouldn't be...

 

[cj10jeeper]

Question......

If you guys don't vote how will you know how close the poll is?

The result could be a close shave.

 

[Talksthetorque]

At last! I thought. A mod has turned up to shut this filthy thread down.
But no, a lame joke.
Best vote then.

 

[cj10jeeper]

At last! I thought. A mod has turned up to shut this filthy thread down.
But no, a lame joke.
Best vote then.

Who am I to ruin the fun of the forum? Until a fight breaks out between the hairy and less so, or someone registers a complaint let it run :roll:

 

[srhutch]

Question......

If you guys don't vote how will you know how close the poll is?

Just click the 'View Result' button. :wink:

 

[Bing]

and while we are on the subject of male genitalia , my preference is circumcised

Hmm.... aren't all us 'real' men that way

All us 'real' men have every bit of penis we were born with

 

[Dav the wheel nut]

and while we are on the subject of male genitalia , my preference is circumcised

Hmm.... aren't all us 'real' men that way

All us 'real' men have every bit of penis we were born with

You're a complete dick then?

 

[Stuart Truman]

and while we are on the subject of male genitalia , my preference is circumcised

Hmm.... aren't all us 'real' men that way

All us 'real' men have every bit of penis we were born with

Resisting temptation to make gag about Scots needed to remain well lagged what with wearing kilts and all that stereotypical guff.

Oh, hang on, oops

 

[andysat]

Yes I shave

 

[cj10jeeper]

Reminds me of an upcoming TV programme I really don't feel the need to watch:

http://natgeotv.com/uk/quest-for-the-holy-foreskin

 

[stephendutton]

Does anyone get the Missus/partner/or other to do for them, m wife is a hairdresser so

 

[PerryGunn]

Does anyone get the Missus/partner/or other to do for them, m wife is a hairdresser so

...so she gives them a blue rinse... ?

 

[Stuart Truman]

Does anyone get the Missus/partner/or other to do for them, m wife is a hairdresser so

...so she gives them a blue rinse... ?

You'd look like a fecking smurf porn star