Put the monarchy back in charge? Debate.

micz4 said:
Beheading with a rusty spoon?

Nah, would kill him too quick. In medieval times they could keep someone alive for a very long time as they hung them slowly, removed their innards, then (eventually) removed their limbs. Disgusting, but fascinating and wholly appropriate for this chap.
 
Bing said:
micz4 said:
Beheading with a rusty spoon?

Nah, would kill him too quick. In medieval times they could keep someone alive for a very long time as they hung them slowly, removed their innards, then (eventually) removed their limbs. Disgusting, but fascinating and wholly appropriate for this chap.

I thought that was reserved for the Scots :exitright:

All joking aside,it's no wonder we are viewed as a soft touch is it.
 
Why isnt Nosa running for Prime Minister..... is it 'cos he would need to start telling lies? Once he was elected :?
 
Bing said:
micz4 said:
Beheading with a rusty spoon?

Nah, would kill him too quick. In medieval times they could keep someone alive for a very long time as they hung them slowly, removed their innards, then (eventually) removed their limbs. Disgusting, but fascinating and wholly appropriate for this chap.


He's already started though...
 
I'm sure Channel 5 would buy the TV rights for it, and Paddy Power could open the betting. At least we'd get some revenue back.....
 
original guvnor said:
Putting him down would deny us the pleasure of him getting bum raped in a US prison.

Maybe we could issue a fatwa?

Can we do that ? I like that idea :thumbsup:
 
original guvnor said:
Putting him down would deny us the pleasure of him getting bum raped in a US prison.

Maybe we could issue a fatwa?

You certainly don't want him sent to a US prison. There's a high rate of religious conversion to Islam that takes place there. He would be elected king of the cell block.

Hey Nosa! How about you & me, our AR's and a little target practice where the target moves a little. Then it's BBQ time and a wee bit of single malt refreshment. :guns:

As for the Monarchy. Not so sure about putting so much power in the hands of so few. Just saw a history channel documentary on George VIII. I think you guys owe your (as well as the British allies) freedom to a slutty yank floozy named Mrs. Wallis Simpson as he would have surly handed England to Hitler with a bow on it had he remained King. Scarey stuff.
 
bigdog said:
Hey Nosa! How about you & me, our AR's and a little target practice where the target moves a little. Then it's BBQ time and a wee bit of single malt refreshment. :guns:

:D Sounds like a great day out :thumbsup:
 
bringing the monarchy back - surely not after all the inbreeding thats gone on there! At least we live in a country where you dont get shot in the back of the head for saying what you think. its a shame we didnt think to put a cap on legal aid though. Think of all the good uses that the money could have been put towards
 
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