Pulled up at the traffic lights the other day. On red,front of queue,left hand lane,roof down.
Then it happens......I hear it coming long before I see it and up it rolls alongside.........Doosh,doosh.doosh coming from the stereo and plopping and whining from the exhaust......And that's when I make the mistake.....I looked over..
There is spotty faced wazzack yoof and his companions in what was once a Renault Clio circa 2002. Dropped on it's 'arris, massive ugly wheels with tyres way,way too small (bit like some of the "ladies" that go out around here on a Saturday night, size 20 in a size 8)
some kind of 'orrible vinyl wrap on bonnet and roof and one of those jumbo,catering,mega size baked bean tin sized exhaust. I reckon the engine engine was so small for the exhaust the gases were just dropping out.....
Then the prat in the passenger side leans out and says.." Aye up, you wanna race"? I just smiled and said "no thanks".....You some kind of faggot in yer 'airdressers car....f***in........blah, blah, blah. Was the response I got.....I just smiled again and politely told him and his friends to go back to play school and come back when they have grown up a bit...........
Lights go green.......little bit of pippy squeak from numpty's front tyres as he attempts a wheelspin....passenger leaning out the window giving me the w***er sign as were the 2 yoof's in the back.................
That was when I got honked at from behind 'cos I hadn't moved due to the stomach cramping laughter and tears rolling down my face
Some people, Why, just Why??????????
Then it happens......I hear it coming long before I see it and up it rolls alongside.........Doosh,doosh.doosh coming from the stereo and plopping and whining from the exhaust......And that's when I make the mistake.....I looked over..
There is spotty faced wazzack yoof and his companions in what was once a Renault Clio circa 2002. Dropped on it's 'arris, massive ugly wheels with tyres way,way too small (bit like some of the "ladies" that go out around here on a Saturday night, size 20 in a size 8)
Then the prat in the passenger side leans out and says.." Aye up, you wanna race"? I just smiled and said "no thanks".....You some kind of faggot in yer 'airdressers car....f***in........blah, blah, blah. Was the response I got.....I just smiled again and politely told him and his friends to go back to play school and come back when they have grown up a bit...........
Lights go green.......little bit of pippy squeak from numpty's front tyres as he attempts a wheelspin....passenger leaning out the window giving me the w***er sign as were the 2 yoof's in the back.................
That was when I got honked at from behind 'cos I hadn't moved due to the stomach cramping laughter and tears rolling down my face
Some people, Why, just Why??????????