Only in America

[enuff_zed]

Highly enjoyable topic and no harsh words, congrats to all participants. As an aside, I also have a fear of breakdown of the law if jobs, cash and food etc become in short supply. Certainly expect the crime rate to go up.

Cheers. It's been fun so far. Just a shame the time difference kind of dampens the banter down a little.

Noting to do with time difference....the buggers out back sunning himself..... :x :wink:

Oh the irony! Survives the V-word then dies of Vitamin D poisoning.
Then the body gets washed away in a totally unexpected freak flood!

 

[john-e89]

Cheers. It's been fun so far. Just a shame the time difference kind of dampens the banter down a little.

Noting to do with time difference....the buggers out back sunning himself..... :x :wink:

Oh the irony! Survives the V-word then dies of Vitamin D poisoning.
Then the body gets washed away in a totally unexpected freak flood!

Oh boo..chuffing..hoo.....my hearts bleeding.....he ought to get over here and have some of this s**t..... :evil:

I ain’t got a warm back at 6am you know...!!

 

[enuff_zed]

Noting to do with time difference....the buggers out back sunning himself..... :x :wink:

Oh the irony! Survives the V-word then dies of Vitamin D poisoning.
Then the body gets washed away in a totally unexpected freak flood!

Oh boo..chuffing..hoo.....my hearts bleeding.....he ought to get over here and have some of this s**t..... :evil:

I ain’t got a warm back at 6am you know...!!

Move your bed round. I told you it's no good in that North-facing room.

 

[john-e89]

:lol:

 

[buzyg]

Well, I was just thinking............. what are the chances of us finding the only American with a proper sense of humour? Surely we can't just cast him aside like an old sock?

Hmmmmm.....a reasonable question.....ok court will recess for 2 minutes for deliberation.

That was 2 hours ago. So what's the verdict your honour. :wink:

(Be nice we need our friends over the pond to defend us, liberal be nice to every one Brits, against the rest of this crazy world. :wink: )

 

[enuff_zed]

Well, I was just thinking............. what are the chances of us finding the only American with a proper sense of humour? Surely we can't just cast him aside like an old sock?

Hmmmmm.....a reasonable question.....ok court will recess for 2 minutes for deliberation.

That was 2 hours ago. So what's the verdict your honour. :wink:

(Be nice we need our friends over the pond to defend us, liberal be nice to every one Brits, against the rest of this crazy world. :wink: )

Top of this page?
Oooh I do hate skim-readers

 

[buzyg]

Hmmmmm.....a reasonable question.....ok court will recess for 2 minutes for deliberation.

That was 2 hours ago. So what's the verdict your honour. :wink:

(Be nice we need our friends over the pond to defend us, liberal be nice to every one Brits, against the rest of this crazy world. :wink: )

Top of this page?
Oooh I do hate skim-readers

I mist a whole page. :slappy: to self.

Will read at once. There's naff all else to do. Finished work for the week. done the hoovering. Zed still in being serviced. Garden looking like a Chelsea exibit and I've pulled a muscle so can't even go out and walk around the block.

Oh hang on there is loo paper, I could count how many pieces we have in the house.

Will try and keep up.

 

[enuff_zed]

That was 2 hours ago. So what's the verdict your honour. :wink:

(Be nice we need our friends over the pond to defend us, liberal be nice to every one Brits, against the rest of this crazy world. :wink: )

Top of this page?
Oooh I do hate skim-readers

I mist a whole page. :slappy: to self.

Will read at once. There's naff all else to do. Finished work for the week. done the hoovering. Zed still in being serviced. Garden looking like a Chelsea exibit and I've pulled a muscle so can't even go out and walk around the block.

Oh hang on there is loo paper, I could count how many pieces we have in the house.

Will try and keep up.

Well done.
Enjoy your long weekend.

 

[scootr]

Thanks for the laughs. A laugh is better than a hug these days.
I know honorary UK citizenship is a stretch for an American, I'll settle for a Z4 sticker and a pint

Couple of crazy things going on. They allowed 2 cruise ships to dock in Florida so they could offload the most critical cases to local hospitals. Everyone else is quarantined on ship. They better put armed guards on that. Speaking of armed guard. The Navy will offload some 3000 sick or exposed sailors of 5000 crew from the carrier USS Theodore Roosevelt in Guam in attempt to stop the spread onboard. Cross your finger and hold your breath if you can this works. People of Guam are freaked the F out. The Commander was relieved of his commission for not following proto-call.
All this and rain next week :roll:

 

[enuff_zed]

Thanks for the laughs. A laugh is better than a hug these days.
I know honorary UK citizenship is a stretch for an American, I'll settle for a Z4 sticker and a pint

Couple of crazy things going on. They allowed 2 cruise ships to dock in Florida so they could offload the most critical cases to local hospitals. Everyone else is quarantined on ship. They better put armed guards on that. Speaking of armed guard. The Navy will offload some 3000 sick or exposed sailors of 5000 crew from the carrier USS Theodore Roosevelt in Guam in attempt to stop the spread onboard. Cross your finger and hold your breath if you can this works. People of Guam are freaked the F out. The Commander was relieved of his commission for not following proto-call.
All this and rain next week :roll:

Ah ha! you've joined us. Welcome to the party.
Hope you don't mind that we started (and mostly finished tbh) without you.

There's a pretty sad joke in there somewhere about the Roosevelt being a carrier...................

Gutted to hear you may be getting some British summer weather though.

 

[john-e89]

Gutted to hear you may be getting some British summer weather though.

I’m not....might make him think before taking the p*** so much next time.......in fact I hope it’s biblical there, quieten him down a bit won’t it....... :lol:

 

[enuff_zed]

Am I the only one getting fed up with the erroneous quoting?

 

[Owdgit]

Am I the only one getting fed up with the erroneous quoting?

What erogenous quoting?

 

[enuff_zed]

Am I the only one getting fed up with the erroneous quoting?

What's erogenous quoting?

Erogenous coating?? Is that some form of lubricant? :?

It could be where someone misreads what you wrote.

But in this case, it has incorrectly attributed quotes to the wrong person.
As it happens it's not a big problem in this light-hearted thread, but there are a couple of pretty intense discussions going on, where making it look like the wrong person said something could end up with a full scale battle going on!

 

[Mr Tidy]

Well I'd just like to congratulate scootr on his honorary UK membership!

And for his explanation of what is happening in his homeland. After what I've seen in the last week or so I'm just glad people don't have the right to bear arms over here!

 

[enuff_zed]

Well I'd just like to congratulate scootr on his honorary UK membership!

And for his explanation of what is happening in his homeland. After what I've seen in the last week or so I'm just glad people don't have the right to bear arms over here!

Well if we ever do get the right to arm bears, I'm not going near Devon, eh Rob?

Oh sorry, third can of Abbotts is affecting my reading :roll:

 

[scootr]

We first of all I am honored That calls for a drink... as soon as work is done. Or slightly before. Thank you for accepting me. I'll shut up now John


Do you mean something about Ole Teddy Roosevelt the rough rider. :roll:

 

[Smartbear]

Well I'd just like to congratulate scootr on his honorary UK membership!

And for his explanation of what is happening in his homeland. After what I've seen in the last week or so I'm just glad people don't have the right to bear arms over here!

Well if we ever do get the right to arm bears, I'm not going near Devon, eh Rob?

Oh sorry, third can of Abbotts is affecting my reading :roll:

Devons ok, I’m in Somerset (armed with an air pistol)
Rob

 

[Smartbear]

Am I the only one getting fed up with the erroneous quoting?

Who said that?
Rob

 

[enuff_zed]

Well I'd just like to congratulate scootr on his honorary UK membership!

And for his explanation of what is happening in his homeland. After what I've seen in the last week or so I'm just glad people don't have the right to bear arms over here!

Well if we ever do get the right to arm bears, I'm not going near Devon, eh Rob?

Oh sorry, third can of Abbotts is affecting my reading :roll:

Devons ok, I’m in Somerset (armed with an air pistol)
Rob

Devon, Somerset; it's all in the sunny pointy corner 8)