Jealous idiots rant

I stopped to fill up a couple of months ago and an old gent in the queue to pay ahead of me told the cashier my pump number instead of his. I pointed out his mistake and we had a little chuckle about it, and was very flattered when he said "wish I had your car though!". So I go back outside, having paid, and see his car - a '62 plate A5 coupe. The mind boggles... :?
 
MrPT said:
I stopped to fill up a couple of months ago and an old gent in the queue to pay ahead of me told the cashier my pump number instead of his. I pointed out his mistake and we had a little chuckle about it, and was very flattered when he said "wish I had your car though!". So I go back outside, having paid, and see his car - a '62 plate A5 coupe. The mind boggles... :?
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I reckon he's had a sports car in the past and had to mature-size his choice of transport :wink:
 
Bing said:
MrPT said:
I stopped to fill up a couple of months ago and an old gent in the queue to pay ahead of me told the cashier my pump number instead of his. I pointed out his mistake and we had a little chuckle about it, and was very flattered when he said "wish I had your car though!". So I go back outside, having paid, and see his car - a '62 plate A5 coupe. The mind boggles... :?
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I reckon he's had a sports car in the past and had to mature-size his choice of transport :wink:
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Makes sense. Either that or he just retired and got to keep his rep-mobile!
 
Bing said:
ronk said:
Nothing stopping you from having a decent car when you're retired! :D
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Of course not... Well, except the wife if she's not a fan :cry:
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Method 1.
Tell her you are going to buy a motorbike (assuming she hates bikes)

Method 2.
The broken record tecnique - jusy keep going on and on and on.

Method 3.
Let her think its her idea why we need one.

QED
 
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