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[Argyll Andy]

Just popping down to the kitchen for a quick frot with the misses

That’s the only way you’re going to get away with that because the other party doesn’t know :lol:

 

[SonnyA85]

I have scrubbed away the name for a reason. I won't tell anyone. I have literally spent days researching the company

Fair enough. What ever works for you I guess.

I am happy for anyone to know what I have bought- for example I would be very much obliged and would be super happy if you all bought and held Tesla.

I told everyone not to buy tesla and to sell it when it was circa 1200. It went up to 1400 and they were laughing and I stuck by my guns and said sell now. It then went to 700 recently and below 600 for a bit too. They say he who laughs last laughs the hardest.

Here's a tip for you. When everyone and their dog is buying an asset. That's when it is time to sell. The time to buy Tesla was in 2018/2019 not today. You may make money on it but there are far better prospects out there on which you can make far better gains on.

If you want I can give you a tip on crypto. With crypto as you already know it's very much a casino. I expect this coin to do a 5-10X within the next 4 months. It's what I am buying right now. Send me a PM and I'll disclose that tip to you. Disclosing you buy Tesla is pretty much the same as me disclosing I buy Nvidia, Intel, AMD, Microsoft and Volkswagen. It's the most popular stock going. It's not exactly secret information. I know bucket loads of people buying Tesla.

 

[Zedebee]

I just googled FROT and it certainly didn't match my thinking!

That's funny, that.
Just popping down to the kitchen for a quick frot with the misses! :lol: :lol:

Pond, if you’re doing it with the Mrs (?), then you’re doing it wrong

 

[enuff_zed]

Here he is! Back after 32 minutes so probably a few thousand richer.

 

[N4LLY]

I just googled FROT and it certainly didn't match my thinking!

That's funny, that.
Just popping down to the kitchen for a quick frot with the misses! :lol: :lol:

Pond, if you’re doing it with the Mrs (?), then you’re doing it wrong

Is what i thought, unless the Mrs has a W*l*y :lol:

 

[Argyll Andy]

That's funny, that.
Just popping down to the kitchen for a quick frot with the misses! :lol: :lol:

Pond, if you’re doing it with the Mrs (?), then you’re doing it wrong

Is what i thought, unless the Mrs has a W*l*y :lol:

Oh she definitely has a knob, she’s married to him

 

[Scubaregs]

Here he is! Back after 32 minutes so probably a few thousand richer.

If his mechanic thinks enthusiasts on forums give shite advice about the cars, wonder what he thinks of those on car forums giving financial advice.......

 

[N4LLY]

Oh she definitely has a knob, she’s married to him

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If his mechanic thinks enthusiasts on forums give shite advice about the cars, wonder what he thinks of those on car forums giving financial advice.......
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You guy's crack me up

 

[Pondy]

If his mechanic thinks enthusiasts on forums give shite advice about the cars, wonder what he thinks of those on car forums giving financial advice.......

Similar to that old adage of "a bloke down the pub said, so it must be true"

 

[Argyll Andy]

If his mechanic thinks enthusiasts on forums give shite advice about the cars, wonder what he thinks of those on car forums giving financial advice.......

Similar to that old adage of "a bloke down the pub said, so it must be true"

Even they don’t claim to make £40k in a day :wink:

 

[Pondy]

Even they don’t claim to make £40k in a day

If only I had Sonny's wealth, brains and financial acumen, I would be laughing all the way to buying my own E85. Might even stretch to an old Toyota for the missus. Unfortunately I don't. :|

 

[Zedebee]

Even they don’t claim to make £40k in a day

If only I had Sonny's wealth, brains and financial acumen, I would be laughing all the way to buying my own E85. Might even stretch to an old Toyota for the missus. Unfortunately I don't. :|

Indeed, why even bother with a Z4 when you could have something, er, less affordable?

 

[enuff_zed]

Even they don’t claim to make £40k in a day

If only I had Sonny's wealth, brains and financial acumen, I would be laughing all the way to buying my own E85. Might even stretch to an old Toyota for the missus. Unfortunately I don't. :|

Indeed, why even bother with a Z4 when you could have something, er, less affordable?

Could at least employ a professional troll :roll:

 

[Scubaregs]

I have a meeting with my IFA in a couple of weeks, he called yesterday to arrange it. I thought it was only fair to be open, honest and upfront with him and to manage his expectations that going forward I expect my money to grow by either 500% pa or £40K a day, whichever is greater.

Not sure of his response because someone in his office must have just told the funniest joke ever and all I could hear was uncontrollable fits of laughter.

 

[Nanu]

Even they don’t claim to make £40k in a day

If only I had Sonny's wealth, brains and financial acumen, I would be laughing all the way to buying my own E85. Might even stretch to an old Toyota for the missus. Unfortunately I don't. :|

 

[enuff_zed]

Even they don’t claim to make £40k in a day

If only I had Sonny's wealth, brains and financial acumen, I would be laughing all the way to buying my own E85. Might even stretch to an old Toyota for the missus. Unfortunately I don't. :|

If I had that much I would be hiring an assassin!

 

[Scubaregs]

If I had that much I would be hiring an assassin!

Common misconception that a pro Assassin is expensive. Plus as a mere "enthusiastic amateur" I could give you a good deal on some wet work.

 

[Chippie]

Not sure of his response because someone in his office must have just told the funniest joke ever and all I could hear was uncontrollable fits of laughter.

 

[Smartbear]

I find investing in these establishments very rewarding, the market’s fluid at the moment but can still give great returns if you’re a “glass half full” type of investor

Rob

 

[Colin_E]

I find investing in these establishments very rewarding, the market’s fluid at the moment but can still give great returns if you’re a “glass half full” type of investor
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Rob

Most of the investments you refer to offer at least 4% and - if you're willing to accept a degree of 'risk' 5% or even 6%+ is achievable. Proceed with caution!