I’m such a damn misery guts....

[firebobby]

This isn't the John I know, he's such a jolly chap normally, get better soon sweet pea :sweetheart:
I have nothing but praise for him

 

[IRD]

This might cheer you up John. Desperate for a haircut I asked my good wife to do the deed. The divorce papers have been served and I am self isolating for a month. :headbang:

 

[john-e89]

Here you go John, Poppy’s with Bees in.
Might take your mind off the pain for a moment
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Rob

Post some pictures of your feet Rob, give the old boy something proper to moan about :wink:

Shut it Pastry for chuffs sake.....!! :x :telloff: :telloff:

Mr Bear.....Robmero.....mate.....PLEASE don’t......I’ve had a bad week mate seriously.....!! :surrender:

 

[john-e89]

This might cheer you up John. Desperate for a haircut I asked my good wife to do the deed. The divorce papers have been served and I am self isolating for a month. :headbang: 3F06A616-2337-417E-9177-138A7F0ECAD7.jpeg

Oooooopsie......oh dear oh dear.....!! That’s not good on any level sire....!! unch:

 

[IRD]

The shears she was using had a protective comb which you can set to different numbers. It was on 12. Her story is it somehow ‘accidentally’ moved to 1. I am not sure what I have done but must have really upset her. As we know ladies never forget or forgive. :wink:

 

[obewan]

Sorry John I've just seen this. I was having a BBQ and a few beers in the garden after a tootle out in the Zed
Seriously, hope you're better soon mate

 

[john-e89]

Could be worse John. You could be living next door to me. I’d give you something to whinge about! :lol: :evil:

Well there you go...exactly why I posted.....just imagine all those wonderful evenings I could have drinking warm beer and listening to you tell me all about each of your 100squillion 1970’s top of the pops cassette recording of Kajagoogoo or Alvin stardust or some obscure utter shite Christefer....... :chophead:

 

[john-e89]

Sorry John I've just seen this. I was having a BBQ and a few beers in the garden after a tootle out in the Zed
Seriously, hope you're better soon mate

No no that’s fine Obewan.....just another name to add to the voodoo doll production line..... oke: :wink:

 

[Chris_D]

Could be worse John. You could be living next door to me. I’d give you something to whinge about! :lol: :evil:

Well there you go...exactly why I posted.....just imagine all those wonderful evenings I could have drinking warm beer and listening to you tell me all about each of your 100squillion 1970’s top of the pops cassette recording of Kajagoogoo or Alvin stardust or some obscure utter shite Christefer....... :chophead:

It’s....it’s like you’re clairvoyant John!
:rofl:

 

[scootr]

This should cheer you up > https://youtu.be/G8yhQalODME

 

[Z4paul]

Sorry to read about your predicament and your plea for words of comfort. Have been thinking this can't go on for much longer, it's only July and we've already broken various records already...but wait, yes!! its another gorgeous day. Hotter than yesterday even and roadster owners will be making the most of it of course.
I guess there is always you tube, a failing memory or one of (too) manyfast and furious films to be watched as consolation.
Trust this is helpful and constructive in your speedy recovery. Oh, yes, do you need any grapes?
2nd the idea of pictures of your feet being shared!!

 

[obewan]

Sorry John I've just seen this. I was having a BBQ and a few beers in the garden after a tootle out in the Zed
Seriously, hope you're better soon mate

No no that’s fine Obewan.....just another name to add to the voodoo doll production line..... oke: :wink:

Now, here's something to be miserable about
https://news.sky.com/story/new-lamborghini-sports-car-crashes-in-west-yorkshire-twenty-minutes-into-first-trip-12014366

There's always someone worse off :wink:

 

[Crazy Harry]

Sorry John I've just seen this. I was having a BBQ and a few beers in the garden after a tootle out in the Zed
Seriously, hope you're better soon mate

No no that’s fine Obewan.....just another name to add to the voodoo doll production line..... oke: :wink:

Now, here's something to be miserable about
https://news.sky.com/story/new-lamborghini-sports-car-crashes-in-west-yorkshire-twenty-minutes-into-first-trip-12014366

There's always someone worse off :wink:

How can the guy who hit him be an 'innocent motorist'? - surly if you go up the back of something you were too close / fast to take avoiding action; albeit not what you would normally expect to find in lane 3 of the motorway.

 

[MrPT]

Think of the middle person in the human centipede, John.

 

[Nictrix]

Sorry John I've just seen this. I was having a BBQ and a few beers in the garden after a tootle out in the Zed
Seriously, hope you're better soon mate

No no that’s fine Obewan.....just another name to add to the voodoo doll production line..... oke: :wink:

Now, here's something to be miserable about
https://news.sky.com/story/new-lamborghini-sports-car-crashes-in-west-yorkshire-twenty-minutes-into-first-trip-12014366

There's always someone worse off :wink:

The pile of stuff in the bottom left of the picture, is this where the owner spewed up?

 

[john-e89]

No no that’s fine Obewan.....just another name to add to the voodoo doll production line..... oke: :wink:

Now, here's something to be miserable about
https://news.sky.com/story/new-lamborghini-sports-car-crashes-in-west-yorkshire-twenty-minutes-into-first-trip-12014366

There's always someone worse off :wink:

The pile of stuff in the bottom left of the picture, is this where the owner spewed up?

:lol: Spew....

Sand to soak up the leaked car fluids.....switch it on Nictrix..... oke:

 

[john-e89]

Think of the middle person in the human centipede, John.

Bring it on if Amanda Holden is the head and Mary Nightingale the rear...... :wub: :drool:

 

[Nictrix]

Now, here's something to be miserable about
https://news.sky.com/story/new-lamborghini-sports-car-crashes-in-west-yorkshire-twenty-minutes-into-first-trip-12014366

There's always someone worse off :wink:

The pile of stuff in the bottom left of the picture, is this where the owner spewed up?

:lol: Spew....

Sand to soak up the leaked car fluids.....switch it on Nictrix..... oke:

If it was my car it would definately be spew. I feel sick if the cars clean and a bird craps on it.

 

[MrPT]

Think of the middle person in the human centipede, John.

Bring it on if Amanda Holden is the head and Mary Nightingale the rear...... :wub: :drool:

You have somehow taken one of the most troubling mental images in existence and made it even worse. :lol:

 

[john-e89]

Think of the middle person in the human centipede, John.

Bring it on if Amanda Holden is the head and Mary Nightingale the rear...... :wub: :drool:

You have somehow taken one of the most troubling mental images in existence and made it even worse. :lol:

:scratchhead: Now I’m lost....you’ve seen those two Mr PT.... right...? Greta Thunberg and Susan Boyle they ain’t.....

Have to say I don’t know what a human centipede is tbh either, I’m assuming it’s like a pantomime horse with 3 up...?