I’m such a damn misery guts....

[Stevo1987]

You are not looking positives. 1. You are still alive 2. You have a Z4. 3. You don’t support Norwich 4. You will be long gone before the arthritis gets you. I got two of those lol

 

[MrPT]

Bring it on if Amanda Holden is the head and Mary Nightingale the rear...... :wub: :drool:

You have somehow taken one of the most troubling mental images in existence and made it even worse. :lol:

:scratchhead: Now I’m lost....you’ve seen those two Mr PT.... right...? Greta Thunberg and Susan Boyle they ain’t.....

Have to say I don’t know what a human centipede is tbh either, I’m assuming it’s like a pantomime horse with 3 up...?

Kind of, yeah. :rofl:

 

[john-e89]

You have somehow taken one of the most troubling mental images in existence and made it even worse. :lol:

:scratchhead: Now I’m lost....you’ve seen those two Mr PT.... right...? Greta Thunberg and Susan Boyle they ain’t.....

Have to say I don’t know what a human centipede is tbh either, I’m assuming it’s like a pantomime horse with 3 up...?

Kind of, yeah. :rofl:

Think I’m gonna leave this one alone now...... :lol: :topicclosed:

 

[dr_john]

Think I’m gonna leave this one alone now...... :lol: :topicclosed:

Probably best, getting kinda weird 8)

 

[john-e89]

Think I’m gonna leave this one alone now...... :lol: :topicclosed:

Probably best, getting kinda weird 8)

It’s that Mr PT......dude's got some issues..... :wink:

 

[jock156]

Well 5 days to go until the pubs open and my quack phoned me at 8.05am this morning with my blood test results.

"Stay off the piss, until we get to the bottom of it" Ankles like Norra Batty, Legs like John Merrick, a torso like Bernard Manning. FFS!

Retaining fluid, hearts ok, kidneys are ok, just a problem with my liver and something to do with protein. More blood tests Wednesday, ultra sound next Tuesday and we go from there!!!!!

So chin up fella!

 

[john-e89]

Well 5 days to go until the pubs open and my quack phoned me at 8.05am this morning with my blood test results.

"Stay off the piss, until we get to the bottom of it" Ankles like Norra Batty, Legs like John Merrick, a torso like Bernard Manning. FFS!

Retaining fluid, hearts ok, kidneys are ok, just a problem with my liver and something to do with protein. More blood tests Wednesday, ultra sound next Tuesday and we go from there!!!!!

So chin up fella!

Hope you get some answers soon with good news Jock....

I was bored and feeling crap so a light hearted thread always makes for some fun, I’m very lucky, I didn’t break my back or anything so I’m very grateful. All the best fella, let us know how you get on Ok.

 

[Stevo1987]

Must be something in the water in Norfolk. I am also due a blood test Wednesday. Feel cr@p and can hardly stand up as well.

 

[maxman]

Must be something in the water in Norfolk. I am also due a blood test Wednesday. Feel cr@p and can hardly stand up as well.

It's all those turnips you lot eat :rofl:

 

[john-e89]

Must be something in the water in Norfolk. I am also due a blood test Wednesday. Feel cr@p and can hardly stand up as well.

It's all those turnips you lot eat :rofl:

Turnip mash.....what the hell is that all about.....:sick2:

 

[Stevo1987]

Must be something in the water in Norfolk. I am also due a blood test Wednesday. Feel cr@p and can hardly stand up as well.

It's all those turnips you lot eat :rofl:

Turnip mash.....what the hell is that all about.....:sick2:

No idea John. I was going to respond with a joke about sheep and social distancing but thought it would be too obvious.

 

[john-e89]

It's all those turnips you lot eat :rofl:

Turnip mash.....what the hell is that all about.....:sick2:

No idea John. I was going to respond with a joke about sheep and social distancing but thought it would be too obvious.

4 pack of beer, Sheep, wellies and a fan belt Steve....it’s all you need for a good night out.... :lol:

 

[Jollyjoiner]

It could be worse pal...............you could be ugly too...........hold on a minute...........you are :rofl:

 

[john-e89]

It could be worse pal...............you could be ugly too...........hold on a minute...........you are :rofl:

 

[Jollyjoiner]

It could be worse pal...............you could be ugly too...........hold on a minute...........you are :rofl:

:rofl:

 

[pvr]

Is that before or after his wife pushed him off the ladder? :?

 

[firebobby]

:rofl: :rofl:

 

[jock156]

Well results came back straight away! Hospital tomorrow at 9am and bring an overnight bag! Feckin bricking it!!!!!

 

[Mr Tidy]

Not so good that you need to go in, but great that you can get in so quickly!

I hope it all goes well.

 

[john-e89]

Not so good that you need to go in, but great that you can get in so quickly!

I hope it all goes well.

Not so good that you need to go in, but great that you can get in so quickly!

I hope it all goes well.

As Mr Tidy says...hope all is well Jock and it’s routine.