I’m such a damn misery guts....

J

john-e89

Lifer
FFS honestly I’m soooooo fed up.....
The weathers awesome but I’m weeks away from being able to drive yet....
I’ve not been out the house for a week nearly....
My ribs and scapula hurt like a 42 carat son-of-bitch with toothache.....
Spent the weekend with dizziness, nausea and sickness that’s still lingering so I think it’s labyrinthitis lurking again as the tablets I’ve got ain’t shifting it....
When I do get some sleep the dreams are so wacky and often nasty that that Scorsese filum maker fella wouldn’t touch them with an 8 ft oar....too weird for him is proper job damn weird no....?
Can’t drink as on liquid morphine and it just increases the dizziness
....and it’s too bloody hot to sit outside today....

What a miserable b*****d....... :(

Right so.......either give me pet stroking like sympathy on an industrial scale or take the piss mercilessly....I don’t really care which tbh...... :lol:

RANT OVER.............

......for now...... :x
 
Could be worse John. You could be living next door to me. I’d give you something to whinge about! :lol: :evil:
 
You’r certainly having it tough at the moment. Everyone’s best wishes for a good recovery don’t offer any real consolation. When I was unwell the guys who used to irk me the most were those who were hail and hearty and kept urging me to stay positive. I used to think if you felt like I feel you wouldn’t feel so bl**dy positive. It does sometimes help to have a bit of a rant and know that the readers genuinely sympathise. Hope you soon feel better and that the pain eases. :roll:
 
john-e89 said:
FFS honestly I’m soooooo fed up.....
The weathers awesome but I’m weeks away from being able to drive yet....
I’ve not been out the house for a week nearly....
My ribs and scapula hurt like a 42 carat son-of-bitch with toothache.....
Spent the weekend with dizziness, nausea and sickness that’s still lingering so I think it’s labyrinthitis lurking again as the tablets I’ve got ain’t shifting it....
When I do get some sleep the dreams are so wacky and often nasty that that Scorsese filum maker fella wouldn’t touch them with an 8 ft oar....too weird for him is proper job damn weird no....?
Can’t drink as on liquid morphine and it just increases the dizziness
....and it’s too bloody hot to sit outside today....

What a miserable b*****d....... :(

Right so.......either give me pet stroking like sympathy on an industrial scale or take the piss mercilessly....I don’t really care which tbh...... :lol:

RANT OVER.............

......for now...... :x
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The pain is a fecker so you’re getting a bit of sympathy for that but as for the rest........... none

I was completely stuck in the house for 15 weeks, first 7/8 weeks on my own then the other and part of that with a incapacitated love sick teenager so you’re no doing too bad :poke:

Hope things improve soon for you :thumbsup:
 
Sorry to that John.

I’m sitting in my summerhouse by the river with a glass of chilled Chardonnay so it’s not all bad :thumbsup:
 
Just about to go for a run in the z4 top down sport mode so that should cheer you up :D
Oh no, sorry, it'll cheer me up. Oh well.. :poke:
 
john-e89 said:
FFS honestly I’m soooooo fed up.....
The weathers awesome but I’m weeks away from being able to drive yet....
I’ve not been out the house for a week nearly....
My ribs and scapula hurt like a 42 carat son-of-bitch with toothache.....
Spent the weekend with dizziness, nausea and sickness that’s still lingering so I think it’s labyrinthitis lurking again as the tablets I’ve got ain’t shifting it....
When I do get some sleep the dreams are so wacky and often nasty that that Scorsese filum maker fella wouldn’t touch them with an 8 ft oar....too weird for him is proper job damn weird no....?
Can’t drink as on liquid morphine and it just increases the dizziness
....and it’s too bloody hot to sit outside today....

What a miserable b*****d....... :(

Right so.......either give me pet stroking like sympathy on an industrial scale or take the piss mercilessly....I don’t really care which tbh...... :lol:

RANT OVER.............

......for now...... :x
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Have a watch of this... :cry:

The sh#t hits the pan at 3 minuets in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRf7CnhOzXY&feature=emb_logo

See your not even scratched. Get well soon Grumps. :thumbsup:
 
John you ARE a miserable chuff - at least you're here to complain about it so get your grinning head on :D

Me Zed's been in the shade all day but it still read 29C when I went out an hour ago. Got loads of outside work to do and its too hot - another hour and I might give it a go when the sun goes round and its in the shade.
 
Sorry your getting down mate reminds me of the before and after of my back op many years ago spent 4 months mostly flat on my back and what made it worse i had just bought my self a new toy the one in my avatar i was in so much pain no chance of getting in it so had to watch my dad take her out once a week for a spin sunroof back and some sounds he was loving it i was gutted it was 6 months till i got to drive :( but what a great feeling. :driving: :D
 
john-e89 said:
.....rest of you chuffs can knickers........ :x
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Had NO idea ‘knickers’ was a verb. Meds must have inspired and inflated your vocabulary John. :thumbsup:
:lol:
 
It sounds to me like you are getting back to being your normal self! :lol:

More seriously though I hope the pain starts to ease. :thumbsup:
 
Smartbear said:
Here you go John, Poppy’s with Bees in.
Might take your mind off the pain for a moment :thumbsup:
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Rob
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Post some pictures of your feet Rob, give the old boy something proper to moan about :wink:
 
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