If you could study anything

[Nondizzyblonde]

In that case, I'll be Mr Weights and Measures for the Department of Boobs and Bums (Women's Division)

I volunteer to be a specimen on which to norm your measurements

 

[the cueball]

I will also endeavour to look after the front bum lady bit department...

but no clown's pockets, wizards sleeves, or hippo yawns please....

ewwwwww...

 

[Nondizzyblonde]

I will also endeavour to look after the front bum lady bit department...

but no clown's pockets, wizards sleeves, or hippo yawns please....

ewwwwww...

What are these things ?

 

[DrNick]

I was thinking the same NDB but didnt dare ask! :?

 

[Nondizzyblonde]

I was thinking the same NDB but didnt dare ask! :?

I'm glad that it's not just me ! By the way my new name is Dizz.

 

[DrNick]

Apologies Dizz (you could ban me for getting it wrong if this were another thread!)

 

[the cueball]

It's the terms used when a lady's front bit is, well.... a bit on the large and flappy side...


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hippos%20yawn

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=clowns%20pocket

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wizard%20sleeve

You did ask.....

 

[Nondizzyblonde]

I LOVE the 2nd definition on the third link

 

[DrNick]

:dizzy:

 

[Carol M]

I will also endeavour to look after the front bum lady bit department...

but no clown's pockets, wizards sleeves, or hippo yawns please....

ewwwwww...

I'm willing to put myself forward to work out the standard criteria for said male anatomy studies.
I will need volunteers to assist me in working out the averages and other important statistics and that.

 

[Nondizzyblonde]

I will also endeavour to look after the front bum lady bit department...

but no clown's pockets, wizards sleeves, or hippo yawns please....

ewwwwww...

I'm willing to put myself forward to work out the standard criteria for said male anatomy studies.
I will need volunteers to assist me in working out the averages and other important statistics and that.

ME ME ME....... I did a module on my MSc in statistics . I could also collect the data .....

 

[BMWZ4MC]

Well, if you need a yard stick against which to compare all others... :lol:

 

[Nondizzyblonde]

Well, if you need a yard stick against which to compare all others... :lol:

A yard stick ? Won't my 6" ruler do ?

 

[the cueball]

I'm willing to put myself forward to work out the standard criteria for said male anatomy studies.
I will need volunteers to assist me in working out the averages and other important statistics and that.

Start from 'another belly button' and work up to '3rd leg'

:rolf:

 

[Bing]

Well, if you need a yard stick against which to compare all others... :lol:

Then use BMWZ4MC to work out the imagination/reality quotient... Important for assessing written applications, and he's an ideal subject

 

[DrNick]

I'm willing to put myself forward to work out the standard criteria for said male anatomy studies.
I will need volunteers to assist me in working out the averages and other important statistics and that.

There is occasional willy waving on this forum so you might get quite a few volunteers...no names mentioned

 

[Ste]

Mila Kunis.

 

[BMWZ4MC]

Mila Kunis.

If "Mille Miglia" means a "Thousand Miles", "Mila Kunis" must mean a "Thousand Kun...". Actually, never mind

 

[sars]

I LOVE the 2nd definition on the third link

The things you learn on this forum

......and I'm not volunteering to have my fun bags weighed

......unless Matthew McConaughy is a forum member :titshake:

 

[Carol M]

C'mon Sars, sisterhood and all that.
Would you like to join Dizz's & mine research project then?