If this happens it is the most annoying ticket ...

I'm waiting to hear on some as well, on the M1. Road works / lane closure sign 800yards. Looked left, full of cars & congestion, saw a gap ahead so floored it. Magical appearance of a 50mph sign & SPECS camera as I flew past it at pace. No idea whether they work in isolation, or equally whether my speed between cameras was low enough given my speed of entry :headbang:

Felt a right fool, flying into the gap, exhaust popping & banging on over run, only to have to then go so slowly & piss the truckers off with slow slow speeds :oops:
 
With a bit of luck you'll be fine, fingers crossed, but . . . .

I feel sorry for the car behind you - must have got peppered in road debris as you blasted away - ah well, familiar story :oops: :D
 
pvr said:
Not the Clipper, otherwise I would have been able to get to 20 mph :lol:

It was the X5, so performance that you boys can only dream off :poke:
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If you were in the X5 you should want a ticket just to prove it can accelerate that quick :poke: You will be OK if within 10% +2mph
 
And .... I must be in the clear as today is day 14 and no post :crazydude:

No reason to deport me yet then ... 8)
 
pvr said:
And .... I must be in the clear as today is day 14 and no post :crazydude:

No reason to deport me yet then ... 8)
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Admission is plenty good enough...The 8.10pm ferry gives you just enough time to pack... :poke:
 
Ferry? You think I would join those car-hating-coach-travelling hooligans? :lol:

Tunnel for me, thanks. :D
 
firebobby said:
pvr said:
Don't you think it is leaking enough by itself ?
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What, oil, petrol and water. Plus all the bits falling off of it, won't be much left to burn :wink:
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I missed this you droll barstewards.
You know, when PVR gets sent down for driving offences and Fred get's some porridge for his voyeuristic activities around ladies changing rooms I think you would both make EXCELLENT cellmates. Cracking each other up after lights out, then taking it in turns to 'accidentally drop the soap' come shower time.
:lol:
 
I am touched by all the good wishes and would like to thank everyone for their support :D
 
pvr said:
I am touched by all the good wishes and would like to thank everyone for their support :D
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It's just customary to wish someone 'Bon Voyage'... :wink:
 
Chris_D said:
firebobby said:
pvr said:
Don't you think it is leaking enough by itself ?
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What, oil, petrol and water. Plus all the bits falling off of it, won't be much left to burn :wink:
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I missed this you droll barstewards.
You know, when PVR gets sent down for driving offences and Fred get's some porridge for his voyeuristic activities around ladies changing rooms I think you would both make EXCELLENT cellmates. Cracking each other up after lights out, then taking it in turns to 'accidentally drop the soap' come shower time.
:lol:
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How could you miss this - don't you have internet on the hard shoulder? :poke:
 
pvr said:
Chris_D said:
firebobby said:
What, oil, petrol and water. Plus all the bits falling off of it, won't be much left to burn :wink:
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I missed this you droll barstewards.
You know, when PVR gets sent down for driving offences and Fred get's some porridge for his voyeuristic activities around ladies changing rooms I think you would both make EXCELLENT cellmates. Cracking each other up after lights out, then taking it in turns to 'accidentally drop the soap' come shower time.
:lol:
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How could you miss this - don't you have internet on the hard shoulder? :poke:
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srhutch said:
I need the £35 quid he owes before before he is deported though. :x
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...that he owes you for those 'special little tablets' he uses when consorting with his 'chums' down at The Pink Stallion on a friday night?
Tsk@ both of you :o
 
john-e89 said:
srhutch said:
I need the £35 quid he owes before before he is deported though. :x
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I'll stand you that srhutch...let's not hold the process up any shall we.... :roll:
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I have just taxed the Golf and the Porsche + I need to extend the warranty by two years.

Could we say 10p a week perhaps? :whistle:
 
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