Please choose response from the following options.
Option 1: ''Compared to what you are driving, a bus driver is a posing cu*t!"
Option 2: ''You are dead right, from where I'm looking''
Option 3: ''On your way to sign on? (Frown needed)"
Option 4: "Only in your dreams you are not driving that piece of s**t."
Option 5: "...is the opposite of a lazy bastard'' (Need to be quick with this, don't turn head or make eye contact)
Option 6: ''Jeremy Kyle would agree with you!, well done''
Option 6a: "Did I see you advertised on the Jeremy Kyle show?'' (My Favorite)
Option 7: ''Fu*k, the wife told me to get a Corsa'' (Palm of hand to forehead, really annoyed with yourself)