I got called a 'posing c**t'

Had the same from two drunks last week during the good weather.... one had crutches and no teeth, and the other one actually had some teeth left. I was really offended 8)
 
Last comment I had was,

"Dat car's sick man!"

His mate replied,

"Nah mate, it's too sick innit" :lol:
 
Slightly off the subject but bare with me.... Last year I went to a friend's stag do - Elvis themed. Anyway, me and 29 other Elvis' (varying from Hawaiian themed with inflatable palm tree to classical white jumpsuit with wigs and gold sunglasses) were walking through Bournemouth town centre when a chap on the other side of the road carrying a 3 foot tall cuddly toy started shouting abuse at us. Of all the times to start a fight, it wasn't with 30 Elvis' or when you're carrying a giant cuddly toy!

BTW - I was wearing a white jump suit with red cape, wig and gold sunglasses. Regrettably I was Elvis post-hamburger stage!
 
the camp bloke in marketing asked me what polish i used the other day..that was all he said, in front of his entire department.

i told him a question like that needs some context...
 
andysat said:
Hi all,i dont really know why i am posting this,just wanted to say two blokes in a black 09 corsa slowed down as they passed me in the opposite direction,when one of them shouted Posing cu*t!-i dont know why? -the roof was down and i had my shades on? :D
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You forgot to mention it was raining at the time :evil:
 
Putter Whore said:
Slightly off the subject but bare with me.... Last year I went to a friend's stag do - Elvis themed. Anyway, me and 29 other Elvis' (varying from Hawaiian themed with inflatable palm tree to classical white jumpsuit with wigs and gold sunglasses) were walking through Bournemouth town centre when a chap on the other side of the road carrying a 3 foot tall cuddly toy started shouting abuse at us. Of all the times to start a fight, it wasn't with 30 Elvis' or when you're carrying a giant cuddly toy!

BTW - I was wearing a white jump suit with red cape, wig and gold sunglasses. Regrettably I was Elvis post-hamburger stage!
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:worthless:
 
Surprised you managed to hear them over their go-faster exhaust and techno.....oh, wait, that would be typecasting :roll:
 
Last week I was driving in france near the town i half grew up in with the top down and as I go past a bloke and his girlfriend he calls out 'branleur' (w@"£er) in a really disparaging way. I go up the small country road turn around and come back up to him. He blenched which was quite amusing for wife and i. So I asked him nicely in french if they were lost as they clearly were not from the area, nervously he said no, so I politely told him about the area and pointed out some nice places to go for a walk nearby, good restaurants etc. I turned to his gf and said (in french obviously)'By the way - being english I hate to correct your french but please tell your man it is pronounced "bmw" not "branleur"' and drove off giving them a wave.

Needless to say most other issues of this type have involved me having to pretend not to notice, doing something equally childish like flicking the bird or wishing I had said something witty after the event. :oops:
 
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