Those of you that have met me know I'm not exactly short, but I have shrunk. For whatever reason I grew rapidly and was 6ft aged 12 and 6'4 at 17. I'd shrunk to just under 6'2 a few years ago and have been static at that height a while as witnessed by the door frame marks for me and the kids over the years.
So having given up martial arts a couple of years ago I was beginning to show signs of a sedentary lifestyle [you mean you were becoming an ill tempered fat b4stard -ed] so I took up swimming. Needing to build up a bit of core strength and after a recommendation to have a go by a close friend who teaches, I took a couple of yoga classes. Enjoying it very much I signed up for a course of lessons and have this week finished my twelfth session. 90mins a session twice a week. I'll tell you one thing, it's a bit of a work out!
Anyway, someone suggested that I check height again as it's not unknown for people doing Pilates or yoga to grow a bit and what of you know? Just over 1cm taller!
Anyway, it's amused me and I know people can't resist the chance to take the piss so here you go
Ommm
So having given up martial arts a couple of years ago I was beginning to show signs of a sedentary lifestyle [you mean you were becoming an ill tempered fat b4stard -ed] so I took up swimming. Needing to build up a bit of core strength and after a recommendation to have a go by a close friend who teaches, I took a couple of yoga classes. Enjoying it very much I signed up for a course of lessons and have this week finished my twelfth session. 90mins a session twice a week. I'll tell you one thing, it's a bit of a work out!
Anyway, someone suggested that I check height again as it's not unknown for people doing Pilates or yoga to grow a bit and what of you know? Just over 1cm taller!
Anyway, it's amused me and I know people can't resist the chance to take the piss so here you go
Ommm

