Food poisoning

[Ste]

Had a rushed dinner so quickly cooked and ate some pork sausages from my fridge at home which I thought were new.

Just got back into work and realised the ones I'd just bought are here, so the ones I ate must have been the ones from last week I bought, probably went out of date on wednesday or thursday, no idea i didn't check and can't remember when I bought em. I feel a wee bit sick right now, dunno if that's just paranoia or what considering I only ate them about half an hour ago?

On a scale of 1-10 how likely am I to die?

Sub-Thread: What will you wear to my funeral

 

[Hunter]

about minus 1000, its paranoia. If they tasted ok then they probably were.

 

[micz4]

You'll be fine,they would have tasted bad if they were off. If i'm wrong i will wear an outfit made of sausages to your funeral

 

[Ste]

about minus 1000, its paranoia. If they tasted ok then they probably were.

Problem is I thought they were pork and apple, turns out they were just pork and I didn't notice...

 

[Hunter]

So eat an apple lol

 

[Ste]

So eat an apple lol

Good plan 8) got a can of cider in my work fridge (don't ask), may go neck that.

 

[Hunter]

So eat an apple lol

Good plan 8) got a can of cider in my work fridge (don't ask), may go neck that.

:evil:

 

[tomscott]

LOL! LAD!

 

[Hunter]

I ate 4 day old pizza once...was ace!!!!

 

[mmm-five]

As long as the centre of the sausage cooked at over 70ºc for 10 minutes then you'll be fine.

 

[markeg]

Be more worried about what you're going to call your pet tapeworm ....


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[Bing]

I will wear a kilt

 

[metal licker]

You soft southern Cumbrians are used to eating dodgy stuff i heard ! :evil:

 

[The Moneypit]

I'll be @ the wake dressed as a giant hot dog

 

[Adamski]

You username suggests you are a bloke called Steve? Your post would suggest you are of female gender :lol:

 

[WLH]

Food poisoning likely won't kill you with today's medical treatment but you will reach a point that you think you're going to die and then you will pray that you do but you won't.
Been there done that once...

 

[TINO]

Quick go for a hoon before you die RIP,Who you leaving the Zed to.
But as you are still talking guess you ok,

 

[Ste]

UPDATE; Well other then a pretty tricky s**t about half 4 I've been fine and a 2hour workout in the gym sweated away the rest of that so no danger.

easy this cooking lark...

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[Ste]

You soft southern Cumbrians are used to eating dodgy stuff i heard ! :evil:

You spelt Lancashire wrong

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[metal licker]

You soft southern Cumbrians are used to eating dodgy stuff i heard ! :evil:

You spelt Lancashire wrong

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That explains it,you think you are from the south