... Dodgy connotations aside, I have (until now) refused to be "that guy" charging down the outside lane flashing my high beams to suggest the person in front moves over.
That said, it seemed like the only appropriate response today. driving back home today from Christmas family visiting, to find an 'outside lane hogger' tootling along at 60 (no exaggeration) with an entirely clear middle lane in front of them into which to move.
So I start by sitting a safe distance behind them, under the presumption that they'll move across into the vast yawning chasm of open space to their left... But no, 20 seconds later still holding the right lane. I nudge a little closer, still doesn't get the hint, so only one thing left for it - couple of cheeky flashes of the high beams. I suspect this chap has then wound himself up into something of a state as he decides the appropriate response is to brake hard, dropping his speed to under 50, and just stays there. By this time, I've got a small queue of similarly irate drivers lining up behind me.
I refuse to rise to this kind of thing and eventually undertook him to a flurry of horn beeping and hand signalling in my general direction
- all pretty funny we're it not for such dangerous behaviour.
Seriously, who behaves like that!
That said, it seemed like the only appropriate response today. driving back home today from Christmas family visiting, to find an 'outside lane hogger' tootling along at 60 (no exaggeration) with an entirely clear middle lane in front of them into which to move.
So I start by sitting a safe distance behind them, under the presumption that they'll move across into the vast yawning chasm of open space to their left... But no, 20 seconds later still holding the right lane. I nudge a little closer, still doesn't get the hint, so only one thing left for it - couple of cheeky flashes of the high beams. I suspect this chap has then wound himself up into something of a state as he decides the appropriate response is to brake hard, dropping his speed to under 50, and just stays there. By this time, I've got a small queue of similarly irate drivers lining up behind me.
I refuse to rise to this kind of thing and eventually undertook him to a flurry of horn beeping and hand signalling in my general direction

Seriously, who behaves like that!