Last week in Sainsburys Dundee..... Unf*ckingbelievable
It was Wednesday morning, the car park was empty
Even so, I parked miles from the front doors
I even took over two spaces, Bang in the middle
I ran in to shop, 10mins max
Came out theres a car parked 2" away from me
Maybe not even 2"
In disbelief I walked over to the woman (who thank god was still sitting in the drivers seat)
"Please tell me why? "
"Why What" she said
"Why the f**k you have parked there"
"It's a public car park I can park where I want" came her reply
"If you open your door and hit my car" (which would be inevitable)
"There will be trouble"
"look" she said....."I'm shaking in my boots" "now f*ck off"
You get a classy female shopper in Sainsburys Dundee
"Open your door,hit my car and I'll jump on your bonnet.......... over and over again" I retorted
"Try it" she said............ "open your door then" came my reply
By this time I'd made my mind up, if my car was hit
She would have 16st jumping up & down on her bonnet
It was like "The Gunfight @ The OK Corral"
She looked at me, I stared right back :x
Eventualy she pissed off......................... Calling me a "F*cking Nutter" ...............I'm a respectable 53yr old
I think by this time she knew I was going to keep my promise
But why should I have to make an arse of myself?
And if I'd been another few minutes in the shop, what damage would she have caused
Makes you wonder................
And yes

I would have :wink: