Bloody sodding bloody....!!

:x :x :x

Since September I make two trips per every other weekend to Barnard Castle from Derbyshire, 120 miles each way, so 480 miles a weekend, join the M1 at Chesterfield and then A66 after Leeds. There are cameras on a lot of the M1, the A66 none static but lots of sneaky camera vans, so in a nutshell it’s best to set cruise to 72 at Chesterfield and leave it until Scotch corner, some 100 miles and just go with it, which I do. I did the same today, no difference. On the way back in the dark I got to the M1, traffic very light for a Friday on the M1, cruised up to a line of middle lane hogging retards doing high 60’s that simply ignore the inside lane despite the next HGV being 560 miles away in front.... :roll: Pulled into the outside lane and cruised past slowly still at 72mph, then some guy came up my back end, not being a dick to be fair, but I was holding him up obvs so for no more than 20 seconds I sped up to 78 to get past the last few middle lane window lickers to let him past.....yep, two white flashes on a gantry, the car hadn’t picked up these cameras, must be very new ones, so for just 20 seconds of speeding on the the whole trip I get done..... :roll:

Yep it’s my fault, no arguments but bloody hell.....I’m savage..... :x :roll:
 
I'd have thought 78 would be your car over reading, and then there's some tolerance set on the cameras. Sure it might not have been for him?
 
never ever...ever...speed up to let dicks behind you pass. It's my golden rule. It annoys the living fk out of the Dutchies and has landed me in the middle of 2 bouts of fistycuffs (one of which ended in police intervention) but I'll never back down....ever.

You back down John, you pay the price. :!:
 
Chris_D said:
never ever...ever...speed up to let dicks behind you pass. It's my golden rule. It annoys the living fk out of the Dutchies and has landed me in the middle of 2 bouts of fistycuffs (one of which ended in police intervention) but I'll never back down....ever.

You back down John, you pay the price. :!:

Yep..!! Never again Chris. Thing is he wasn’t being a dick which is why I sped up, wasn’t right up my chuff, no main beam etc, if he’d been a dick no way would I have done it. What a muppet.
 
Gutted for you, and no reasoning with a speed camera.... could have at least explained your move to s cop. Must admit i have come to rely on my Tom Tom to avoid just this situation because of my journey on the M25, just too many idiots out there, lots in lane 2 when they dont need to be :thumbsdown:
How many points do you think/just a fine?
 
ohhh :cry: I was thinking in quick succession, as I thought they flashed twice for one case! I'm sure that's what I've seen before.
 
john-e89 said:
Chris_D said:
never ever...ever...speed up to let dicks behind you pass. It's my golden rule. It annoys the living fk out of the Dutchies and has landed me in the middle of 2 bouts of fistycuffs (one of which ended in police intervention) but I'll never back down....ever.

You back down John, you pay the price. :!:

Yep..!! Never again Chris. Thing is he wasn’t being a dick which is why I sped up, wasn’t right up my chuff, no main beam etc, if he’d been a dick no way would I have done it. What a muppet.

No reason to speed up even if he wasnt being a dick.
I also don't speed up for cops, ambulances or fire engines... or go through redlight cameras for them. fk that in it's left ear.
the houses can burn down, they can have heart attacks and people can get murdered for all i care. I'm not getting a ticket on anyone's account. :evil: :lol:
 
Chris_D said:
john-e89 said:
Chris_D said:
never ever...ever...speed up to let dicks behind you pass. It's my golden rule. It annoys the living fk out of the Dutchies and has landed me in the middle of 2 bouts of fistycuffs (one of which ended in police intervention) but I'll never back down....ever.

You back down John, you pay the price. :!:

Yep..!! Never again Chris. Thing is he wasn’t being a dick which is why I sped up, wasn’t right up my chuff, no main beam etc, if he’d been a dick no way would I have done it. What a muppet.

No reason to speed up even if he wasnt being a dick.
I also don't speed up for cops, ambulances or fire engines... or go through redlight cameras for them. fk that in it's left ear.
the houses can burn down, they can have heart attacks and people can get murdered for all i care. I'm not getting a ticket on anyone's account. :evil: :lol:

Or bus lanes !
 
I hope you get offered a speed awareness course. It’s four hours of your life you’ll never get back but at least you’ll keep a clean sheet.
 
Z4paul said:
Gutted for you, and no reasoning with a speed camera.... could have at least explained your move to s cop. Must admit i have come to rely on my Tom Tom to avoid just this situation because of my journey on the M25, just too many idiots out there, lots in lane 2 when they dont need to be :thumbsdown:
How many points do you think/just a fine?

Cheers Paul, :thumbsup:

If a cop saw me he’d have to be a complete butt munch to give me a ticket as you say. I guess it’ll be 3 points and £200 fine is it for 78 in a 70...? It’s my fault 100% but these dicks hogging the middle lane, they make my teeth itch, there were about 6 of them all in a line following each other like brain dead sheep, inner lane completely empty for a long long way in front. Thick as mince.
 
Zedebee said:
I hope you get offered a speed awareness course. It’s four hours of your life you’ll never get back but at least you’ll keep a clean sheet.

:oops: Ahhhhhh.....well tbh I went on one last year Zebedee, another one off slip up. Went to put £30 fuel in a car I was selling that day at a fuel station in the next village 2 miles away, I was daydreaming and got done 35 in a 30 through our village on a Sunday morning by a camera van that hasn’t been there for months on end. :roll:
 
john-e89 said:
Z4paul said:
Gutted for you, and no reasoning with a speed camera.... could have at least explained your move to s cop. Must admit i have come to rely on my Tom Tom to avoid just this situation because of my journey on the M25, just too many idiots out there, lots in lane 2 when they dont need to be :thumbsdown:
How many points do you think/just a fine?

Cheers Paul, :thumbsup:

If a cop saw me he’d have to be a complete butt munch to give me a ticket as you say. I guess it’ll be 3 points and £200 fine is it for 78 in a 70...? It’s my fault 100% but these dicks hogging the middle lane, they make my teeth itch, there were about 6 of them all in a line following each other like brain dead sheep, inner lane completely empty for a long long way in front. Thick as mince.
Still no excuse John. It was you that decided to speed up and oblige the guy behind you.
Hope you make a considered choice next time as there will always be middle lane hoggers.
Might interest you to learn that many over here in NL consider lane 1 as 'loser lane' and that's why they choose not to populate it. Bonkers, lame, retarded, yes but the mentality is there to stay unfortunately.
 
Chris_D said:
john-e89 said:
Z4paul said:
Gutted for you, and no reasoning with a speed camera.... could have at least explained your move to s cop. Must admit i have come to rely on my Tom Tom to avoid just this situation because of my journey on the M25, just too many idiots out there, lots in lane 2 when they dont need to be :thumbsdown:
How many points do you think/just a fine?

Cheers Paul, :thumbsup:

If a cop saw me he’d have to be a complete butt munch to give me a ticket as you say. I guess it’ll be 3 points and £200 fine is it for 78 in a 70...? It’s my fault 100% but these dicks hogging the middle lane, they make my teeth itch, there were about 6 of them all in a line following each other like brain dead sheep, inner lane completely empty for a long long way in front. Thick as mince.
Still no excuse John. It was you that decided to speed up and oblige the guy behind you.
Hope you make a considered choice next time as there will always be middle lane hoggers.
Might interest you to learn that many over here in NL consider lane 1 as 'loser lane' and that's why they choose not to populate it. Bonkers, lame, retarded, yes but the mentality is there to stay unfortunately.

Nope 100% my fault, no arguments.

Still pretty crap luck though.
 
Sleep won’t come easy tonight John. I do feel for you. There but for the grace of God go all of us.
 
IRD said:
Sleep won’t come easy tonight John. I do feel for you. There but for the grace of God go all of us.

Nah I nearly bled to death earlier this year IRD...it’s annoying but just a tiny blip in the scheme of things sire... :thumbsup:
 
john-e89 said:
IRD said:
Sleep won’t come easy tonight John. I do feel for you. There but for the grace of God go all of us.

Nah I nearly bled to death earlier this year IRD...it’s annoying but just a tiny blip in the scheme of things sire... :thumbsup:
That does put it in perspective. :D
 
Fingers crossed it him with the ticket and not you, I’m sure the cameras flash twice to capture the distance covered
 
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