Adblue, why so much

Pondy

Pondy

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I was outside showing the wifey how the roof works on the Z4 the other day (she's not very bright) and a delivery driver walked past our drive carrying two 20L tubs of Adblue. I thought "blimey that's a lot of pig's wee". He walked back up empty handed and our neighbour followed him to where his van was parked. They then carried another two 20L tubs of Adblue down to the neighbour's house.

I happened to say to the delivery driver (because I can't resist passing comment as you may have noticed), "blimey that's a lot of Adblue". He smiled and shrugged.

My neighbour who was the recipient of said Adblue has a 2015 Renault Megane coupe (don't know if it's an oil burner), his daughter has a 2020 Vauxhall small SUV of some description (again don't know if it has spark plugs or not), and he has a Harley Davidson of some description which has been out once in the 18 months we have lived here. The said neighbour is around 70 years old and retired.

What the f*ck could he need 80 litres of Adblue for?

I don't know him at all really, so am loathe to ask :D

It's now keeping me up at night.
 
Maybe it was blue wicked ,so he used adblue disguise as he didnt want the extremley nosey neighbours to find out about his alcohol problem. :wink:
 
ronk said:
Just ask him!
I would
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Could you imagine the scenario: "ding dong". "Hello". "Hello, what the fu*k do you need all that Adblue for?"

Even I would think my neighbour was a freak! :D
 
I'm wondering if it is a cheaper alternative to "Tomorite"

80 litres, though? :o
 
Pondrew said:
ronk said:
Just ask him!
I would
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Could you imagine the scenario: "ding dong". "Hello". "Hello, what the fu*k do you need all that Adblue for?"

Even I would think my neighbour was a freak! :D
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What the f*ck makes you think you’d need to do that form him to come to that conclusion :poke: :rofl: :rofl:
 
Argyll Andy said:
What the f*ck makes you think you’d need to do that form him to come to that conclusion
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Fair point Andrew, well made :thumbsup:
 
I'm wondering if he thinks the "lockdown" is going to last for the next 20 years, and wants to makes sure his precious 20 year old fat daughter (seriously, she has an arse that has it's own postcode) doesn't miss out on all the travel she is obviously entitled to :D
 
Pondrew said:
ronk said:
Just ask him!
I would
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Could you imagine the scenario: "ding dong". "Hello". "Hello, what the fu*k do you need all that Adblue for?"

Even I would think my neighbour was a freak! :D
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Don’t you talk to neighbours down there?
 
It’s only urea,probably putting it on his cannabis plants,I think you need to investigate :evil:
 
ronk said:
Pondrew said:
ronk said:
Just ask him!
I would
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Could you imagine the scenario: "ding dong". "Hello". "Hello, what the fu*k do you need all that Adblue for?"

Even I would think my neighbour was a freak! :D
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Don’t you talk to neighbours down there?
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Not since the most recent driveway interrogation...."so what the f#uck are you doing with all that adblue and, while i've got you cornered, what the f#ck has your daughter been eating, have you noticed her arse?" :o
 
Urea was what the RAF used to de-ice runways and taxiways. Less corrosive on all those expensive alloy parts.
Maybe he's expecting a cold spell?
 
He probably just had his car serviced and the dealer managed to put in adblue for 10 times the cost of the product if you buy it yourself.

The 8 litres they charged him was probably the same as the 80 litres he just bought :D
 
Of course he doesnt need 80 litres right now, but if he's got space to store it, and it doesn't go off, then why not buy in bulk? especially if theres a good deal on, and you can get it delivered to your door. Seems like a perfectly reasonable thing to do to me.
 
brillomaster said:
Of course he doesnt need 80 litres right now, but if he's got space to store it, and it doesn't go off, then why not buy in bulk? especially if theres a good deal on, and you can get it delivered to your door. Seems like a perfectly reasonable thing to do to me.
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He could just be taking the pi$$ :wink:
 
keep watching him, to see if he gets another 80 litres next week. then i'd be concerned he was trying to make some kind of fertiliser bomb....
 
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