Dear Comrades,
I am pleased to advise you that tomorrow I shall be masquerading at the Goodwood Festival of Speed.
I am so sorry the provision of notice concerning the aforementioned is so short, but having ruminated on the matter, it is far better that you miss me for just one day, rather than filling your days with abject anxiety for an period of five whole days, which would have been the case had I advised you on Monday. I realise this would have been so utterly depressing for you. But fear not, for I absolutely promise that I shall make my return in a few days hence, when you will once again be as happy as can be.
The weather forecast on this eventides wireless broadcast indicates fair weather.
Whilst I am away, please feel free to entertain yourselves in any way you may wish.
I am thinking that upon my return I shall receive manifold warm messages thus to welcome my return to the Forum.
And yes, I do quite perfectly understand that my presence here has enabled some of you to become bitter ejumicated; I promise I shall do my best endeavours to provide a far greater volume of bitter ejumication upon my return.
I was contemplating providing a poem for you to learn whilst I am away which I was hopeful you would be able to recite to me upon my return; but I suspect one or two reprobates will then proceed to type with their eyes closed and their mouth shut; this would be just so terribly unfair to the others of a more gentile and honest nature.
May I request, please, that you wend your way to the You Tube internet extravaganza and type into the searching department: Beethoven's 6th Symphony also known as 'The Pastorale' this will sooth you in my absence.
And yes, Sabrina my chauffeuse will be at the helm of the Rolls-Royce. For myself, I shall be sat in the back quaffing Champagne whilst listening to Radio Three.
Oh, I almost forgot to mention that I am erasing Z4 from my Z4MAD nomenclature thus that I may become just plain MAD. So, in future may I trouble you, please, to refer to me as MAD and no, I do not wish for the addition of any other appendage thus to create a sobriquet,... just plain mad will suit me quite admirably.
Au revoir
With warmest regards,
MAD
I am pleased to advise you that tomorrow I shall be masquerading at the Goodwood Festival of Speed.
I am so sorry the provision of notice concerning the aforementioned is so short, but having ruminated on the matter, it is far better that you miss me for just one day, rather than filling your days with abject anxiety for an period of five whole days, which would have been the case had I advised you on Monday. I realise this would have been so utterly depressing for you. But fear not, for I absolutely promise that I shall make my return in a few days hence, when you will once again be as happy as can be.
The weather forecast on this eventides wireless broadcast indicates fair weather.
Whilst I am away, please feel free to entertain yourselves in any way you may wish.
I am thinking that upon my return I shall receive manifold warm messages thus to welcome my return to the Forum.
And yes, I do quite perfectly understand that my presence here has enabled some of you to become bitter ejumicated; I promise I shall do my best endeavours to provide a far greater volume of bitter ejumication upon my return.
I was contemplating providing a poem for you to learn whilst I am away which I was hopeful you would be able to recite to me upon my return; but I suspect one or two reprobates will then proceed to type with their eyes closed and their mouth shut; this would be just so terribly unfair to the others of a more gentile and honest nature.
May I request, please, that you wend your way to the You Tube internet extravaganza and type into the searching department: Beethoven's 6th Symphony also known as 'The Pastorale' this will sooth you in my absence.
And yes, Sabrina my chauffeuse will be at the helm of the Rolls-Royce. For myself, I shall be sat in the back quaffing Champagne whilst listening to Radio Three.
Oh, I almost forgot to mention that I am erasing Z4 from my Z4MAD nomenclature thus that I may become just plain MAD. So, in future may I trouble you, please, to refer to me as MAD and no, I do not wish for the addition of any other appendage thus to create a sobriquet,... just plain mad will suit me quite admirably.
Au revoir
With warmest regards,
MAD
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