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*makes a note*
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My knowledge of such things is also lacking. As I recall last time I was in Raffles, I was serving in HM RN. So had to Keep the British End Up and behave in a manner becoming the service.road warrior wrote: Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:16 am My knowledge of such things is sadly lacking, and I am grateful for the handy knowledge of such a place.![]()
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I've often debated the benefits of such ladies of the nightbuzyg wrote: Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:58 pmMy knowledge of such things is also lacking. As I recall last time I was in Raffles, I was serving in HM RN. So had to Keep the British End Up and behave in a manner becoming the service.road warrior wrote: Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:16 am My knowledge of such things is sadly lacking, and I am grateful for the handy knowledge of such a place.![]()
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Whilst I can say I've still not yet paid for a ’professional’, my practise ex wife & practise ex girlfriends have certainly emptied the wallet.... enjoyed the ride while it lasted

...personally, having a hot chic want 2 shag u as much as u want to shag them... as the older u become the more experienced & accommodating they become... all I say is happy days
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Yes, it was pretty obviously available in Singapore but the most blatant one was in a hotel bar in Lodz, Poland. Probably just as well I was too p*ssed to be interested! 

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This conversation appears to have changed somewhat! 

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yea got a star
due to previous comments i thought im going to have to trawl the red light district and spend a few quid to get a coveted star 


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I think proof of a Singapore sling should be good enough for a star, not sure what a stamped up receipt for a lady of the night would be worth, but its a gold in my book



If you ever think I'm off my rocker.. Just put me back in it and walk away... It's the kindest thing
My wife says I never listen - or something like that.
gone but not forgotton -Mean Steve - made a sound like a bear with his nuts in a trap.
My wife says I never listen - or something like that.
gone but not forgotton -Mean Steve - made a sound like a bear with his nuts in a trap.
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Erm.. OK!
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Visited Singapore (again, have lived and worked there over the years) in June - our hotel was right next door to the infamous 'Four floors of whores' (not hoars
). Interesting sights after dark...


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Where's that 'This Thread Is Worthless Without Pics' emoji when you need it?! 

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What happens on tour stays on tour...djstan wrote: Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:45 am Where's that 'This Thread Is Worthless Without Pics' emoji when you need it?!![]()
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This has all gone quiet. Shame really.... 

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I've followed this thread with interest and now I've come to the end I feel I've been reading a book only to find the last few pages are missing....
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If nothing else I'm 2 posts closer to my first star! Always a positive
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