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Post by djstan » Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:19 am

*makes a note*
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Post by buzyg » Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:58 pm

road warrior wrote:
Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:16 am
My knowledge of such things is sadly lacking, and I am grateful for the handy knowledge of such a place. :P 8)
My knowledge of such things is also lacking. As I recall last time I was in Raffles, I was serving in HM RN. So had to Keep the British End Up and behave in a manner becoming the service. :wink: :thumbsup:
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Post by Jembo » Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:07 pm

buzyg wrote:
Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:58 pm
road warrior wrote:
Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:16 am
My knowledge of such things is sadly lacking, and I am grateful for the handy knowledge of such a place. :P 8)
My knowledge of such things is also lacking. As I recall last time I was in Raffles, I was serving in HM RN. So had to Keep the British End Up and behave in a manner becoming the service. :wink: :thumbsup:
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...personally, having a hot chic want 2 shag u as much as u want to shag them... as the older u become the more experienced & accommodating they become... all I say is happy days
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Post by Mr Tidy » Mon Oct 15, 2018 10:30 pm

Yes, it was pretty obviously available in Singapore but the most blatant one was in a hotel bar in Lodz, Poland. Probably just as well I was too p*ssed to be interested! :lol:
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Post by djstan » Tue Oct 16, 2018 10:27 am

This conversation appears to have changed somewhat! :rofl:
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Post by montymog » Wed Oct 17, 2018 8:05 pm

yea got a star :thumbsup: due to previous comments i thought im going to have to trawl the red light district and spend a few quid to get a coveted star :rofl:
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Post by road warrior » Wed Oct 17, 2018 9:52 pm

I think proof of a Singapore sling should be good enough for a star, not sure what a stamped up receipt for a lady of the night would be worth, but its a gold in my book :thumbsup: :lol:
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Post by djstan » Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:11 am

Erm.. OK!
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Post by enzed4 » Fri Oct 19, 2018 10:23 am

Visited Singapore (again, have lived and worked there over the years) in June - our hotel was right next door to the infamous 'Four floors of whores' (not hoars :rofl: ). Interesting sights after dark...
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Post by djstan » Fri Oct 19, 2018 11:45 am

Where's that 'This Thread Is Worthless Without Pics' emoji when you need it?! :rofl:
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Post by Jembo » Fri Oct 19, 2018 3:12 pm

djstan wrote:
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Where's that 'This Thread Is Worthless Without Pics' emoji when you need it?! :rofl:
What happens on tour stays on tour...
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Post by djstan » Fri Oct 19, 2018 3:18 pm

:headbang:
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Post by djstan » Tue Oct 23, 2018 10:33 am

This has all gone quiet. Shame really.... ;)
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Post by mackharry » Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:34 am

I've followed this thread with interest and now I've come to the end I feel I've been reading a book only to find the last few pages are missing....
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Post by mackharry » Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:36 am

If nothing else I'm 2 posts closer to my first star! Always a positive
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