Zed / driving phrases you find annoying, irritating or just plain stupid

[Marlon]

Inspired by a suggestion on the G29 thread, however all models/marques are game.

 

[Nictrix]

Ill start then
"its not an M"
"its an event"
"its a drivers car"

 

[mmm-five]

It’s a hairdresser’s car (for the roadster)
It needs a tin opener (for the coupe)
Corners like it’s on rails (only if you like derailing at every corner)
Modern day, German TVR
Fully-optioned (when it’s barely above flimper spec)
Full Main Dealer service history (but only for the one service it’s had in the last 12 years)

 

[Ed Doe]

'you can wash mine when you're finished'

'the G29 is better than the Supra' :fuelfire:

 

[MattZCars]

"drives like a dream"
"sticks to the road like glue"
"it's had everything done to it"

and my current favourite if I have bought anything even slightly out of the ordinary...."looks like you're having a mid life crisis"...... :evil: .....

 

[Dav the wheel nut]

First to see will buy

 

[ggmiller]

Company car forces sale


Mint condition (when it's a pile of rust and dents)

 

[buzyg]

I love most of those listed so far. You could change the thread title to "Your favourite Zed phrases" and it works just as well. Just for other readers.

 

[Taffy72]

Oh it only has two seats !!
How much did you pay for that ?
What’s the mileage?
What’s wrong in just buying a fiesta :headbang:

 

[fredej]

Future classic or modern classic. Especially common in ads for the M or coupé models.
When exactly is this “future”? :tumbleweed:

 

[john-e89]

“Fantastic Investment opportunity”.....then why the feck are you selling it....donkey.... :roll:

I see this so often on other car ads, “Project car dunt need much to finish not got no time to finish will make a mint car no rot solid wurth a fortune done” Who buys these piles of rotten dog turds from these pikeys..?

“Very fast car, it’ll beat most things easy” Oh ok, sounds very nicely kept, I’ll be round first thing.... :wkr:

This on an MR2 ad at the mo, “104 thousand carefully motorway miles” :? Carefully motorway miles..? Do these people actually read back their ads before placing them..?

“One doctor owner form new” aaaaaaaaaaand...?? That makes a difference to anybody else why...? :roll:

“Must sell, space and funds needed, needs to go this week.....part ex WHY..... :headbang:

“Must sell, need money for a new kitchen....part ex WHY....as above.... :roll:

“I looked for months to find this example, I’m very fussy with my cars, only the best will do, you have my word on that, ask my mate”...... :chophead:

:sos: :sos:

 

[JamieZ4C]

“Fantastic Investment opportunity”

To this I would add "future classic". Everything's a future classic if you leave it long enough :lol:

 

[john-e89]

“Fantastic Investment opportunity”

To this I would add "future classic". Everything's a future classic if you leave it long enough :lol:

I guess some must fall for the bull...., happens a lot....! :roll:

 

[Lance]

Nicknames for cars. My car is called Betsy :x ffs!

Abbreviations - Zed, Vette, Stang etc, just makes me cringe!

 

[Matty_Z4]

Nicknames for cars. My car is called Betsy :x ffs!

Abbreviations - Zed, Vette, Stang etc, just makes me cringe!

I only named a few of my cars

Keanu Renault Clio
Twix Ford Fiesta (Fester )
Wuu Foo Skoda Octavia (Octy )
Snowy E85 z4

 

[DPG]

“Fully loaded”

“I’d buy that if it was....(insert reason why you aren’t interested)”

 

[Pastry]

‘Coupe for added stiffness’ :roll: and they drive like an old lady

 

[Crazy Harry]

Genuine reason for sale :?

 

[IRD]

“I am in no hurry to sell” oke:

 

[MattZCars]

Always garaged....when he's owned it less than a year and there are at least 4 previous owners...

In a similar vein

Always run on Shell V power.....

Never seen rain....

Washed & polished every week.....

Or....

You won't find a better one....

Absolutely gutted to be selling....

:rofl: ....so many....