Z4 hating seagulls !

[petach]

Parked in the office car park at 7am this morning. About 1/2hr later a colleague came in and said "You seen your car"? I thought "Not again, hit"? He said "You could say that".

i rushed out to find my car had been bombed by a seagull which must have had an arse the size of a bin lid, and had a vindaloo the night before.

The car was covered from back to front, on the canvas and down the side with a horrible mustard yellow goo. No other car had been touched. Took it to Asda where a guy washed it for me, then got an all over cover from Halfords.

This was in Chelmsford. Why don't they f**k off to the seaside where they ought to be, mother f**King malodourous be-winged f**king f**kers!

 

[wegras]

Because they fly inland during day to a hard days work at your local land fill and then fly back to the coast to roost at night
How do I know ..the b***ards leave where I live at c 0500 waking everyone with screetching to work the Devon land fills and then flood back in evening

 

[original guvnor]

I had one do something similar to me last night on the way home. how does such a small bird unload so much s*** ???

Luckily I bought some Autoglym bird dropping wipes and I keep them in the boot just in case !

 

[Dreamer]

They're big and if you see one near your car, do all you can to get them away!!

A seagull attacked a previous car of mine. Came out in the morning and found the same yellow goo all over it and a dent in the middle of the bonnet where he had obviously been devouring something and hit it with his beak.
I had provisionally sold the car, so when the guy buying it from me picked it up two days later, i had to be honest and point it out, knock some money of it for him.
So just be glad it didn't do any damage!

 

[shambolic]

Try the fun I have with crows sitting on the doors(scratching them) and attacking the wing mirrors :x