Over here in Canada, I owned a Mk 2 and a couple of Mk 3 Cortinas (the latter weren't imported to the US, just Canada, and for only one year IIRC).
Drove one of the Mk 3 s to a cabin where my wife-to-be was to type my master's thesis. We were going to stop on the way to pick up groceries but the car burned an exhaust valve on the way and we just managed to limp to the cabin where we found a mixed blessing - there was food, and lots of it, but it was in the form of Kraft Dinner (do you have that rather horrid product in the UK?) and very little else. Had it in every variant form possible (tuna KD, cornflake KD, Spam KD etc.) for a week while she typed and I tried to stay out of her way, before we headed back for the international border (the cabin was over the line in the US) smoking all the way.
I have mixed feeling about Cortinas.....