You park like an asshole.com

Lucy

Senior member
 Rotherham/Sheffield, South Yorkshire
Sick of a car taking up two spaces on the street? How about a car too close to yours? What about the car at the mall parked diagonally? Now you can do something about it. Simply download a notice and place it on the car's windshield. The owner of the vehicle will be informed of their asshole status as well as the proper tips to improve their poor parking techniques. It's time to put an end to asshole parking, or at least to make fun of it.

http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/

Download notices here:
http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/files/notice_1.pdf

http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/files/notice_2.pdf

Ok so it won't stop people doing it but it makes you feel a little bit better knowing that they will come back to their car with a "You park like an asshole" sign on the windscreen :lol:
I've printed some off for the next time I get a people carrier parked next to me leaving me an inch to get in my car.
 
Like it :lol:

Yes and can any psychologist out their explain why, when you deliberately park in a a far flung and completely unoccupied area/row of a car park (to avoid door clunkers) someone will always, without fookin fail feel compelled to seek out your car and park right up next to it. The syndrome is real and must be some sort of herding instinct, baffles me :headbang:
 
Ewazix said:
Like it :lol:

Yes and can any psychologist out their explain why, when you deliberately park in a a far flung and completely unoccupied area/row of a car park (to avoid door clunkers) someone will always, without fookin fail feel compelled to seek out your car and park right up next to it. The syndrome is real and must be some sort of herding instinct, baffles me :headbang:
Doesn't need a psychologist to explain it.
It's simply that some people assume that if they park next to one that has been parked out of the way to avoid dings, then the owner is also likely to avoid putting dings/scratches into anything parked next to it.
 
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