Wood on Motorway

bigdog said:
mcbeee said:
Quote: "Bloody ell-how do you get in/out of that??"

Diamonds and a bottle of good champagne is my guess....
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: And maybe licking your eyebrows.
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Oh, I've got a tongue that's ten inches long,
and I've learnt to breathe through me ears...
 
Oh, and another reason.....

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... And it has a BMW badge as well (or so I'm told, haven't found it yet....)


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Darren Slone said:
Nondizzyblonde said:
I'd rather follow this on the motorway......

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No need to thank me for this wonderful picture. :driving:
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I think its a BSA isn't it NDB? Lovely :whistle:
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It is nice. Not sure I'd follow anyone pushing a motorbike down the motorway though. Utter madness.
 
Carol M said:
(No, not what you think :D )

Thought I'd post something car related for a change :lol:

Yesterday on the M6, I drove over a piece of wood. Didn't see it til the last minute and no chance of avoidance.
I heard it bang under the rear of the car and my wheel flipped it up in the air, about 8 feet it looked like.
Luckily it went between the car behind and the lorry in the inside lane. Bet they sh1t themselves.

I couldn't see any visible damage but the car was filthy when I got back and it's been vile weather all day (just been snowing).
It drove fine after so I'm hoping it's ok.

There, I do post car stuff sometimes. :thumbsup:
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You knew exactly what you were starting Carol :lol:
 
Honestly officer i was doing 70mph.

I ran over over a packing case lid on my motorbike that suddenly appeared from beneath the lorry in front.

Thankfully no nails sticking up..or i missed them all.
 
Carol M said:
andysat said:
Off topic :roll: :) -are you going to bother getting it looked at underneath?
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Sorry Andy. I'll have a look underneath myself and 'im indoors will have a look as well.
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Can I have a look underneath for you Carol, I'll bring my torch and prodder! :oops:
 
Darren Slone said:
Carol M said:
andysat said:
Off topic :roll: :) -are you going to bother getting it looked at underneath?
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Sorry Andy. I'll have a look underneath myself and 'im indoors will have a look as well.
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Can I have a look underneath for you Carol, I'll bring my torch and prodder! :oops:
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The more the merrier Daz. You'll need a big one though.



Torch.
 
Nondizzyblonde said:
Darren Slone"?[/quote said:
Sorry Andy. I'll have a look underneath myself and 'im indoors will have a look as well.
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Can I have a look underneath for you Carol, I'll bring my torch and prodder! :oops:
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Is that like your 'special' tool ?[/quote]

:D its been used successfully in the past and given some excellent results, although its a small hand held unit :D
 
as we slowly spiral downhill, passing the gutter and proceeding directly to the sewer that is our minds....

thanks Carol :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
 
Yeah righto..... :lol: :roll:
Can we expect your next topic to be
"It's feeling a bit stiff and there's fluid leaking out"
and you telling us about what you think is a power steering issue?
:rofl:

(PS, pedants please get back in your box, I know the E89 is electrically assisted)
 
You were really lucky !!

Exactly the same the same happened to me 2 weeks ago on the M6 but I was driving my Jaguar.

I hit the lump of wood with the front wheel, it then ripped off my skirt and caused a rear blowout :o
 
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