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Was round at my mates last night for what was supposed to be a couple of hours, after our usuall bit of chat in the kitchen we moved through to the lounge and I took a seat on his settee, after about 10 minutes or so I started to feel a damp patch on my arse, Knowing I had not pissed myself or spilled anything I asked him what it was, He had no Idea, his Son however was trying very very hard to stifle a laugh. Turned out he had watched the Dog take piss on the settee earlier but had said or done nothing about it.
Of course this was Feking hilarious to everyone, My mate was not so full of laughter though when I insisted he provide me with a towel to sit on in the car or pay to have my leather upholstery cleaned.

Bastards :x :x :x
 
What's even more concerning is the fact the dog pissed on the sofa and they left it.....and found that funny, the house must be haven of hygiene.

Your friend isn't rab c Nesbit by any chance!!!!???

Pmsl
 
mrlozzer said:
Can't imagine why anyone would leave dog piss on a sofa! :o
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Only his son knew, though my mate was laughing he was not impressed with his son saying and doing nothing about it.
 
Nightmare.... at least the truth was found out and the folks you were with didnt think you'd wet your pants
 
oh dear, thats gross

wonder where else his dog has peed and not been found out...... maybe he left a brownie in your mates shoe for later :D
 
Pretty disgusting mate, had a similar thing happen a few weeks ago, sitting round at my mates house when his cat jumps on my lap, does that cat thing of pushing the front paws round a bit and then proceeds to piss on me.


My mate was beside himself with embarrassment.
 
Beedub said:
What's even more concerning is the fact the dog pissed on the sofa and they left it.....and found that funny, the house must be haven of hygiene.

Your friend isn't rab c Nesbit by any chance!!!!???

Pmsl
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:rofl:


At least you could open the lid and let the smell of piss out on the way home Nosa. A perfectly good reason to own a soft-top :)
 
Nosa said:
mrlozzer said:
Can't imagine why anyone would leave dog piss on a sofa! :o
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Only his son knew, though my mate was laughing he was not impressed with his son saying and doing nothing about it.
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Oh, I see... well there's an easy solution. Next time you visit your mate - ask to use the bathroom then nip upstairs and piss on his son's bed. He's got a great sense of humour (obviously) so he'll see the funny side, no doubt... :thumbsup:
 
Lol, its just reminded me of when Jimmypop and Kirsty came to visit us and one of our cats jumped on Kirsty's knee and then proceeded to drag its backside across her legs, Though embarassing was very funny :rofl:
 
Nosa said:
Lol, its just reminded me of when Jimmypop and Kirsty came to visit us and one of our cats jumped on Kirsty's knee and then proceeded to drag its backside across her legs, Though embarassing was very funny :rofl:
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Skidmark?

My mate Rory likens the feeling of heated seats being as if you've p*ssed yourself, seems a bit extreme to have their dog p*ss on the sofa just to enjoy the heated seat feeling indoors...
 
My mate's dog had a habit of pissing in his slippers... :D

(my mate's slippers - not the dog's)
 
chrissyb said:
nice!!! some mate he is then lol! who lets there dog piss on the sofa and leave it?!?
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You didn't read it all did ya :poke: :wink:
 
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