White van man !

[micz4]

Time for the "rocket launcher mod." :evil:

 

[Maniac]

If that had been me, I'd have shot past them again, and trapped them somewhere before walking over to have a chat along with my mate King of Spanners...

 

[Scottish Clarky]

This is the very reason I carry a gun in my glove box

One like this
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Filled with Nitromors Paint Stripper :evil:

 

[Stuart Truman]

The worst used to be Mercedes drivers with their big arsed single wiper that used to be able to project screen wash 6ft to the side. They used to love trying to soak me on my bike

 

[bcworkz]

Windscreen washers are nothing. I once was going through some roadworks, and a water truck (white!) wetting down the surface in the opposite direction thought it'd be funny to turn on the side spray just as he passes me. Probably puts out gallons per second! Fortunately, I was able to swerve and avoid the spray.

Foolish, really, had he succeeded, I shouldn't have had much trouble finding the site supervisor and getting this hilariously wunny fanker sacked.

 

[wegras]

Foolish, really, had he succeeded, I shouldn't have had much trouble finding the site supervisor and getting this hilariously wunny fanker sacked

Now that would have been funny

 

[Stuart Truman]

Windscreen washers are nothing. I once was going through some roadworks, and a water truck (white!) wetting down the surface in the opposite direction thought it'd be funny to turn on the side spray just as he passes me. Probably puts out gallons per second! Fortunately, I was able to swerve and avoid the spray.

Foolish, really, had he succeeded, I shouldn't have had much trouble finding the site supervisor and getting this hilariously wunny fanker sacked.

Plus, being America, you'd have probably been able to sue for millions. Kerching!

 

[andysat]

Foolish, really, had he succeeded, I shouldn't have had much trouble finding the site supervisor and getting this hilariously wunny fanker sacked

Now that would have been funny

x2

 

[paulgs1000]

Years ago when I was a student in the 70s my mate used a caravan electric water pump to create washers on his GT6. It was terrific at spraying about 8ft over and past the back of the car....! and during the same era I got a faceful of fire hose pipe (at full whack) through an open side window as I was driving on a main road - it was student rag week - don't think they do much like this anymore?
Anyway - just remember - 'it tells you more about them than it does about you' -Oh and the phrase is 'causing alarm distress or harrassment' when you ring the police with their registration number....

 

[paulgs1000]

There is another option - you could always get yuorself a personalised registration - mine's now a treasured registration - it's last 3 letters are FCU......