White Deer

Tim, look this sobriety thing has gone way too far. I could video myself folding the laundry and it would be more interesting that this friggin' Wisconsin deer. Man, I'm going to jam a Q-tip in my ear to see if I haven't died of boredom.
 
Nah, Tim, they don't know how to sit out on the deck of one of the last remaining fish camps in NOLA (may it rest in pieces, Katrina you B!t@h), pop open an Abita Beer, fire up a good cigar and watch pelicans circle until dark.

Life's good. They may be bored, but our blood pressures are lower. :wink:
 
Oh, yeah! I grew up in an inner city neighborhood. We used to find stray cats, squirt lighter fluid on their tail (not a lot but enough) and light it with a Zippo.

You don't know what it is like to stand in an alley with a few buddies, in a loud neighborhood in the heat of summer, smelling the Ronson fluid, hear the distinctive opening click of a Zippo lighter and the whir of the flint wheel, fire up that tail and watch how fast they run in the dark.

Classiic.
 
20ducks said:
Oh, yeah! I grew up in an inner city neighborhood. We used to find stray cats, squirt lighter fluid on their tail (not a lot but enough) and light it with a Zippo.

You don't know what it is like to stand in an alley with a few buddies, in a loud neighborhood in the heat of summer, smelling the Ronson fluid, hear the distinctive opening click of a Zippo lighter and the whir of the flint wheel, fire up that tail and watch how fast they run in the dark.

Classiic.
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:o I aint letting you anywhere near my two cats :evil:

That deer is nice though :D
 
I grew up fast in Chicago and when in the Army I found out that cat fun is for kids but napalm is for adults.... :fuelfire: :evil:


btw, my household has 1 85lb dog, 3 cats and a large parrot. We all live in synergistic harmony. :|
 
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