Well you fed a straight line to forum “comedians”, which unfortunately there always seems to be too many of on just about every forum that I have ever belonged to. But live and learn brother.
I’m across the pond in western Pennsylvania. Many places in this area have Native American names, the city I am near is Beaver Falls, named for King Beaver...there’s a straight line for ‘em but it is the truth.
Monaca, Chippewa, Aliquippa, just three cities near me that have names of Native American origin. These and many others give nightmares to school children trying to learn spelling.