Few years ago a gang of us went out from work for the xmas do with their better halves,end of the night i turned round to say something and walked into a fookin lamp post!-nearly broke my nose,whilst holding said nose i couldnt see where i was going and cracked my twins on a fookin bollard!-fookin council planning!-nobody rushed to my aid they were too busy pissin themselves :roll: -they still mention it now 
