What would you do if you ran out of toilet paper?

[firebobby]

Well what ever you do, don't put newspaper, clean wipes or kitchen roll down the loo. Water companies are seeing a big rise sewers blocking because the idiots are flushing anything.

 

[sw4nny]

Well what ever you do, don't put newspaper, clean wipes or kitchen roll down the loo. Water companies are seeing a big rise sewers blocking because the idiots are flushing anything.

Very good advice ive used two cats already and they dont flush well at all

 

[Nictrix]

Well what ever you do, don't put newspaper, clean wipes or kitchen roll down the loo. Water companies are seeing a big rise sewers blocking because the idiots are flushing anything.

Very good advice ive used two cats already and they dont flush well at all

Dont flush them, they will clean themselves

 

[buzyg]

Well what ever you do, don't put newspaper, clean wipes or kitchen roll down the loo. Water companies are seeing a big rise sewers blocking because the idiots are flushing anything.

Very good advice ive used two cats already and they dont flush well at all

:evil: :lol:

 

[Andrew Sheldon]

Very Very funny.... cheered me up no end... Thanks guys...

 

[Darkangelv2]

The Sun, Daily Mail.....take your pick!

 

[enuff_zed]

Wife was in the garden picking rhubarb for tea last night.
I saved the leaves!
Keeping some fresh and drying others, then I can do a comparison check on them.

:worthless:

 

[TitanTim]

I've got my eye on the mother in laws wig

Tim.

 

[firebobby]

Well what ever you do, don't put newspaper, clean wipes or kitchen roll down the loo. Water companies are seeing a big rise sewers blocking because the idiots are flushing anything.

Very good advice ive used two cats already and they dont flush well at all

Dont flush them, they will clean themselves

 

[Mr Tidy]

I bought a Sunday Times yesterday because I was curious to see what they judged to be the best places to live in the UK - but I think there are better places to live than anywhere in the UK just now!

Still it had so many pages I reckon it would work out cheaper that toilet paper - I'll keep it as a back-up plan. :lol:

 

[Bill10]

hose pipe. Normal technique in the far east.

 

[BeeEmm]

hose pipe. Normal technique in the far east.

far east? Do you mean Southend?

 

[YorkshirePuding]

Follow Daves lead

 

[enuff_zed]

Follow Daves lead

Ha ha!
But what it doesn't mention is that the hose is at Number 61

 

[Attilio]

I certainly won't be doing tongue-in-cheek