A Little Bit, Tongue in Cheek
What would you do if stocks of toilet paper ran out (lots of possible funny jokes here but let’s be a teensy, weensy bit serious)? Its worries like this that are causing anxiety with a lot of people. I have been thinking about some of the things I could do if ‘the worst came to the worst’.
When my children were babies (late sixties/seventies) we did not have disposable nappies. We used Terry Towels, squares of towelling first folded in a triangle then placed round the baby’s waist and crotch, held together with a large safety pin. (Stay with me here, I am not suggesting that everybody does that). The soiled towels would be cleaned and reused. You always had a pile of clean nappies in the cupboard. It gave me the idea, that if you cut up old towels or microfibre cloths you could use these to wipe your arse, just as Women use flannels to clean their Vag. They can then be washed and reused. Who needs toilet paper to clog the sewers? Someone compared the present situation with World War 2, a bit extreme, but the then Government put out a message of MEND AND MAKE DO, which recently made a comeback as a picture to hang on the wall. If you want to spend money, then small squares of Terry cloths are still sold.
It is extremely unlikely that we will run out of stocks, but some people must be running quite low and cannot get any, but if you can have a plan B then things don’t look so bad and it is all about feeling better about the future.
Now, I am standing well back, of you go!
What would you do if stocks of toilet paper ran out (lots of possible funny jokes here but let’s be a teensy, weensy bit serious)? Its worries like this that are causing anxiety with a lot of people. I have been thinking about some of the things I could do if ‘the worst came to the worst’.
When my children were babies (late sixties/seventies) we did not have disposable nappies. We used Terry Towels, squares of towelling first folded in a triangle then placed round the baby’s waist and crotch, held together with a large safety pin. (Stay with me here, I am not suggesting that everybody does that). The soiled towels would be cleaned and reused. You always had a pile of clean nappies in the cupboard. It gave me the idea, that if you cut up old towels or microfibre cloths you could use these to wipe your arse, just as Women use flannels to clean their Vag. They can then be washed and reused. Who needs toilet paper to clog the sewers? Someone compared the present situation with World War 2, a bit extreme, but the then Government put out a message of MEND AND MAKE DO, which recently made a comeback as a picture to hang on the wall. If you want to spend money, then small squares of Terry cloths are still sold.
It is extremely unlikely that we will run out of stocks, but some people must be running quite low and cannot get any, but if you can have a plan B then things don’t look so bad and it is all about feeling better about the future.
Now, I am standing well back, of you go!
Liverpool
