What not to say

Chippie

Chippie

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While on an all inclusive holiday I was reading a post on weight loss, so I turned to my wife and said “it says here to loose weight you should cut out bread, pasta and alcohol”. :headbang: It’s surprising how chilly it is here in “Coventry” at the moment.
 
Mick, the only way you’d get away with that is if you said that to Julie as a multiple choice question on behalf of someone else :rofl:
 
Argyll Andy said:
Mick, the only way you’d get away with that is if you said that to Julie as a multiple choice question on behalf of someone else :rofl:
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I should have realised that after 36 years of being married you should never start a conversation with a woman with the words “to loose weight” :rofl:
 
Scubaregs said:
Nanu said:
It's like answering that question, does my bum look big in this?
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You'll need to show us a pic before we can judge.
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Damn! can't find it now, but back in the day there was a cartoon doing the rounds of two women dressed in traditional 'coke bottle' gear and one is saying to the other, "Does my bomb look big in this?" :wink:
 
My wife says "I'm just big-boned".
I say "it's all the fat clinging to them that's the problem" :)
 
Nanu said:
I bet he says it very quietly
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pvr said:
I bet his real life persona is the opposite of the online one
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I'll take both those bets and give you 3 to 1 you're wrong.

I have a major flaw in my personality; I can't help but say what I'm thinking at any given moment. It's a bit like Tourette's Syndrome but I do it consciously and without the ticks. I promise it is a curse, not a talent. :thumbsup:

The post above BTW was a joke, in the third person, as my wife is not fat. Admittedly she is built for comfort, not speed. :D
 
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