What essentials are always in your Zed?

[Jembo]

Over & above the tyreweld & BMW tool kit, interested to hear what ‘bare essentials’ others carry.

Sunnies
Magnetic phone mount
Dual USB charger
iPhone cable
TomTom
Micro fibre cloth & sponge for interior windows
Tyreweld
Variable parking change, depends if Mrs J acquires it
Mechanic gloves
Yellow tabard
Picnic Rug

What’s NOT on the list is:
- spacesaver
- spare bulbs
- car jack
- brace bar
- general tool kit

So peeps, other than a glock, what you carrying

 

[1000rr]

Hairdryer
Gel
Round brushes and vent brushes
Hairspray
Wd40

 

[buzyg]

Bird wipes
Micro fibre cloth
J cloth
Baby Wipes
Car Jack
Wheel wrench
Tyre repair kit
Fire Extinguisher
A to Z map No gadgets in this Zed
Sunglasses 8)
Clear Safety Glasses. (For when the roofs down and the sun's gone to bed.)
Spare coat, ( Lives in the passenger seat foot well. Goes over my legs in winter)
Gloves.
Wooly Hat.

 

[Nictrix]

Fuel
Air in the tyres
Shades
8)

 

[TitanTim]

When I had mine it was condoms, amazing how many uses you can put them too.

Tim.

 

[MalNCH]

Tyre-weld, sunglasses, cigarettes, chewing gum.

 

[Chris_D]

Sun cream
assortment of caps
1L oil in case top up is required
rubber mallet
length of marine/mooring rope
shag blanket
bottle of formaldehyde or naptha
cotton napkins
surgical gloves
condoms
rubber duck
antiseptic wipes

 

[Ewazix]

Sun cream
assortment of caps
1L oil in case top up is required
rubber mallet
length of marine/mooring rope
shag blanket
bottle of formaldehyde or naptha
cotton napkins
surgical gloves
condoms
rubber duck
antiseptic wipes

That is a deeply worrying collection :wink:

 

[Mr Tidy]

I used to just have

1 litre of oil
Leather wipes
Shades
Hi-Vis
Waterproof jacket
LED torch
Spare bulbs & fuses

but since a pheasant hitched a ride on my 1st Coupe I've added

A pair of gloves
Duct tape
Carrier bag

 

[oldgitdave]

Sun cream
assortment of caps
1L oil in case top up is required
rubber mallet
length of marine/mooring rope
shag blanket
bottle of formaldehyde or naptha
cotton napkins
surgical gloves
condoms
rubber duck
antiseptic wipes

That is a deeply worrying collection :wink:

Funny though :lol: .

My list:
BT receiver for streaming Planet Rock
Shades
His & hers caps (baseball style) brilliant with roof down when the sun is up
Reading glasses, just in case (I'm old you know ldman
Tyre weld & compressor kit

Bit boring really compared to some .

 

[Smartbear]

OBD wifi dongle thingy (Carly app on phone)
Rats tails to repair punctures
Wheel nut brace
Jack
Foot pump
Wheel studs for easing wheel fitment
Torx bits
1 litre engine oil
Baby wipes/microfibre cloth
Torch
Phone charger cable
Rob

 

[tee.gilding]

Fuel, a spare wheel, and an aux cable. Nothing else needed.

 

[Smartbear]

Fuel, a spare wheel, and an aux cable. Nothing else needed.

How do you get the spare wheel on? :?
Rob

 

[tee.gilding]

Fuel, a spare wheel, and an aux cable. Nothing else needed.

How do you get the spare wheel on? :?
Rob

Okay yeah, jack and wheel spanner...

 

[ggmiller]

....full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes. And shades.

 

[Jembo]

Sun cream
assortment of caps
1L oil in case top up is required
rubber mallet
length of marine/mooring rope
shag blanket
bottle of formaldehyde or naptha
cotton napkins
surgical gloves
condoms
rubber duck
antiseptic wipes

That is a deeply worrying collection :wink:

Must admit is my favourite so far, as totally mystified about the Rubber Duck... as not sure means the same as in the Urban Dictionary

 

[Bing]

....full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes. And shades.

Hit it !

De ne de ne de, duh
De ne de ne de, duh
Mwahhhhh, ma ma ma maaaah meehhhh

:lol:

 

[Chris_D]

Sun cream
assortment of caps
1L oil in case top up is required
rubber mallet
length of marine/mooring rope
shag blanket
bottle of formaldehyde or naptha
cotton napkins
surgical gloves
condoms
rubber duck
antiseptic wipes

That is a deeply worrying collection :wink:

Must admit is my favourite so far, as totally mystified about the Rubber Duck... as not sure means the same as in the Urban Dictionary

I also completely forgot to add:

Jimmy Tarbuck's 'Big book of jokes'
Tom O'Connor's 'How to keep a captive audience entertained'
Tickling stick

This should make the complete collection of items a little more understandable, i.e. it's not an abduction kit.
Well it is sort of, but not in the Peter Sutcliffe modus.
:lol:

 

[Cees Klumper]

The key
Me
My wife or my girlfriend
Suntan lotion

 

[Smartbear]

The key
Me
My wife or my girlfriend
Suntan lotion

I hope they both don’t read the forum
Rob