What do you do if a bird sh!ts on your car ?!

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PatDanz

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Slap her ! :D

Or in my case, wipe it off with water and kitchen paper - clearly not the best thing to do, as the gritty nature of the said poo scrtached my paintwork - not happy.

Turtle wax wouldn't shift the marks, but fortunately a recently purchased bottle of Zymol from Halfrauds worked near wonders - you'd have to look hard to find it - phew !

Any bird poo removing tips for future ?

One pic of the new motor attached... more to follow - camera battery died !

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Shoot the bird and then kill its family!! ;) Thats all I have ever done mate. But never had it scratch my paintwork yet *touches wood*.
 
If it's dried on the paintwork use warm water and a warm cloth before trying to scrub it off. If on the roof apparently sparkling water will help to lift the crap out of the fabric

:o
 
You think thats bad? I had the neighbour's cat leaving me a nice steamy one over night on my roof....when straight to the car wash! :thumbsdown:
 
GerryM said:
You think thats bad? I had the neighbour's cat leaving me a nice steamy one over night on my roof....when straight to the car wash! :thumbsdown:
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Have a Break? Have a s**t Kat :evil:

Gets coat and leaves via back............
 
Megs quick detailer gets it right off.

As to the cat, neighbor has one she lets run loose. Said cat likes to jump up with gritty little feet onto either of the black vehicles (my car or hubby's F150).One of these days I'm going to be out there at the right time with the ole Gammo air rifle........
 
i've had the same problem, i will have to try some of the products mentionned above ... and yah, i hate those disrespecting animals ... i'm not a killer (although i wouldn't mind if one of those animals did die) but i wouldn't mind sh!++!ng all those those animals faces!! :evil:
 
I've had a few bird shits on mine a week now. They have almost washed away totally. Several coats of hard long lasting wax means even the rain is enough to wash them off :)

Dave
 
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