Us and our Zed's - Discussion Thread

[fire-n-ice]

Here's why, on a serious note since that is how you like things ( :wink: ), we put IV's and various other 'toys' in every orifice we can: When we get to the ER, if the Doc doesn't have an access point, it significantly reduces the chances of a positve outcome for the patient because now the ER staff has to start an IV and intubate (if necessary), and it just makes things less advantagous to the patient.

Administration of drugs IV is the key to ones's success during the 'Golden Hour" - enfield knows - if we can have IV's and intubation in place by the time they get to the ER, it increases the patient's chance of survival/minimal damage/etc. There IS a reason for us probing every opportunity we can, and it certainly is NOT because we want to inflict pain or are perverse. Believe me, there are some very nasty people out there :sick2:

However, I love starting IV's and I'm GREAT at it! In the event I would ever have the opportunity and pleasure to initiate emergency protocol on you, it would be my pleasure to start an IV and I would love nothing more then to insert a nasopharyngial airway in you :evil:

T.

 

[flyboyaj]

SWEET!!! So the morning after our first crazy night together :drinking: will you hook me up with an IV to rehydrate me so we can do it all over again :cheers: ???

 

[fire-n-ice]

Absolutely my dear, it wouldn't be the first time

 

[Yal]

Here's why, on a serious note since that is how you like things ( :wink: ), we put IV's and various other 'toys' in every orifice we can: When we get to the ER, if the Doc doesn't have an access point, it significantly reduces the chances of a positve outcome for the patient because now the ER staff has to start an IV and intubate (if necessary), and it just makes things less advantagous to the patient.

Administration of drugs IV is the key to ones's success during the 'Golden Hour" - enfield knows - if we can have IV's and intubation in place by the time they get to the ER, it increases the patient's chance of survival/minimal damage/etc. There IS a reason for us probing every opportunity we can, and it certainly is NOT because we want to inflict pain or are perverse. Believe me, there are some very nasty people out there :sick2:

However, I love starting IV's and I'm GREAT at it! In the event I would ever have the opportunity and pleasure to initiate emergency protocol on you, it would be my pleasure to start an IV and I would love nothing more then to insert a nasopharyngial airway in you :evil:

T.

Just tell him to stuff it up his own nose

 

[Aebous]

However, I love starting IV's and I'm GREAT at it! In the event I would ever have the opportunity and pleasure to initiate emergency protocol on you, it would be my pleasure to start an IV and I would love nothing more then to insert a nasopharyngial airway in you :evil:

T.

I can't decide if i'm comforted or not by this :roll: Just remember I hate needles....don't tell me if ones about to go in me, just do it.

Oh and I saw that Nasel thinger doohickey at my self-aid buddy care class (annual training) and all I have to say is this about it is... My ass better be knocked out or held down cause I will swing, bite, glare, gnaw, wiggle, squirm, spit, kick and make up new ways to prevent you from shoving that thing up my nose if there is even one IOTA of willpower in me.
I'd much rather you just head tilt chin lift me.

 

[sp3ctre]

I can't decide if i'm comforted or not by this :roll: Just remember I hate needles....don't tell me if ones about to go in me, just do it.

Oh and I saw that Nasel thinger doohickey at my self-aid buddy care class (annual training) and all I have to say is this about it is... My ass better be knocked out or held down cause I will swing, bite, glare, gnaw, wiggle, squirm, spit, kick and make up new ways to prevent you from shoving that thing up my nose if there is even one IOTA of willpower in me.
I'd much rather you just head tilt chin lift me.

hehe, I know what you mean, I am same about that sort of thing... however (and f-n-i might back me up here), when you have your head cut clean open and blood gushing out of it, you tend to go into a strange state... everything seems to go a bit slow and you just let people get on with it... I ran into a tree last year (long story..... who put that tree there, etc!) and cut my head open. I let them poke me, stitch me etc without even worrying about it... not like me at all.

Anyway, fingers crossed we never have to hear the tale of whether or not you squealed like a little girl when they tried to shove a tube up your nose LOL!

 

[zee42]

Here's why, on a serious note since that is how you like things ( :wink: ), we put IV's and various other 'toys' in every orifice we can: When we get to the ER, if the Doc doesn't have an access point, it significantly reduces the chances of a positve outcome for the patient because now the ER staff has to start an IV and intubate (if necessary), and it just makes things less advantagous to the patient.

Administration of drugs IV is the key to ones's success during the 'Golden Hour" - enfield knows - if we can have IV's and intubation in place by the time they get to the ER, it increases the patient's chance of survival/minimal damage/etc. There IS a reason for us probing every opportunity we can, and it certainly is NOT because we want to inflict pain or are perverse. Believe me, there are some very nasty people out there :sick2:




However, I love starting IV's and I'm GREAT at it! In the event I would ever have the opportunity and pleasure to initiate emergency protocol on you, it would be my pleasure to start an IV and I would love nothing more then to insert a nasopharyngial airway in you :evil:

T.

Why not make a Bushmaster AR15 with a full clip part of your emergency response inventory...That way you can unload the clip on the injured person while in transport to the hospital,and the doctor would have plenty of access points for Iv's

 

[zee42]

yeah...when you wake up after hitting that tandum dump truck with 60 tons of rock in it with a tube in your throat you can try to say THANK GOD I WAS IN A Z4

You say there'll be a tube in my throat? Thank god for that, I'll still be able to smoke and it won't affect the jagged lumps of broken teeth in my mouth!

This is proof positive that great minds think alike

 

[Wondermike]

...I ran into a tree last year (long story..... who put that tree there, etc!) and cut my head open. I let them poke me, stitch me etc without even worrying about it... not like me at all...

:lol: tell us more?

 

[zee42]

X2

 

[sp3ctre]

...I ran into a tree last year (long story..... who put that tree there, etc!) and cut my head open. I let them poke me, stitch me etc without even worrying about it... not like me at all...

:lol: tell us more?

Ok... was watching the world cup in the pub... had a few beers and then ended up back at my place for BBQ. Was having a laugh and then one of the lads decides it's a good idea to throw a rugby ball around in the grassy area behind my house.... So... (wearing my England shirt) I join in... he throws the ball up high and I run to catch it... I was going fast and looking up... then... BANG!

Next thing I know I am on the floor with blood pouring from my face... paramedics turn up and I'm bundled in the back of an ambulance...

So, you can imagine the scene... a few hours after England got knocked out of the world cup, some idiot turns up in hostpital, covered in blood, in an England shirt, saying he ran into a tree.... err.... "yeah, right!", they said :lol:

Anyway, I just sat there, dazed, let them get on with it, not worrying too much about all the stuff I would have normally!

Had too black eyes for a week... very attractive! :?

:hijacked:

 

[zee42]

STOP STOP I got tears in my eyes from laughing so hard!!!
I wish I could have been there with a video camera.
It takes one hell of a man to tell the truth on a story like that...nothing but respect

 

[Aebous]

:dizzy:
I must agree. It does take one hell of a man to tell the truth like that. But then, I bet everone was secretly thinking you got beat up by a girl.

 

[Wondermike]

sp3ctre :dizzy: :ROFL2:

Wish I'd seen it! I take it your mates are still taking the piss

 

[sp3ctre]

sp3ctre :dizzy: :ROFL2:

Wish I'd seen it! I take it your mates are still taking the piss

hehe, yeah, too right...

...and for our American friends, he means they are laughing at me, not

 

[fire-n-ice]

uh, I think he's actually spanking his monkey, I mean, the guy is obviously on his knees...ewww

 

[zednik]

Since I'm one of the few "responsible adults" here (???) I thought I'd return to the subject of this thread with some pics of Zeddi, my sweetie, myself, and my pooch. For some reason we can't get all four of us in one picture. The bottom picture is from IMZ4N'S Tamale Run last winter.

 

[zee42]

Nice pics....nice sweetie...but If you think that's going to clean things up around here,I'm afraid you have a lot more work to do

 

[fire-n-ice]

sorry zed...some of us are a bit umm...immature (except me of course, not me :roll: )

 

[Aebous]

We aren't immature....we are fun loving!