Treats for the Zed ( pics )

Looks great its just far too slooooooowwwww especially with all these extra bits you keep adding.

You probably have the slowest forum z4!! :poke: :poke: :poke: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Sorry buddy couldn't help myself just banter!!
 
Jonny essex said:
Machine monkey said:
Looks great its just far too slooooooowwwww especially with all these extra bits you keep adding.

You probably have the slowest forum z4!! :poke: :poke: :poke: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Sorry buddy couldn't help myself just banter!!
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The fastest if i go ahead with my 2016 project :evil: lol
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Good lad whats your plan???
 
The plan is to get an insurance quote which is higher than the value of the car :D
 
Machine monkey said:
Jonny essex said:
Machine monkey said:
Looks great its just far too slooooooowwwww especially with all these extra bits you keep adding.
You probably have the slowest forum z4!! :poke: :poke: :poke: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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The fastest if i go ahead with my 2016 project :evil: lol
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Good lad whats your plan???
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Jonny essex said:
Its a secret :whistle:
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Luckily we have a contact at MStyle who has leaked this preliminary design sketch from the engineering team tasked with increasing the power of your car....

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I was only joking Matt, that was a very early design sketch and they soon realised that it would be very range-limited, so they've come up with an enhanced version

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This one is obviously the 1 HP (Hamster Power) option, but it has the great advantage that, as funds become available, JE can increase the HP, and thus quench his thirst for more power, by simply adding more hamsters :wink:
 
It all looks ver nice JE :thumbsup:
I must say though, I thought the red brake light co-ordinated really well with your roof.
 
Jonny essex said:
BRC said:
Cant tease you any longer Johnny, go look in your album but promise not to delete :)
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Wack away jim wack away :lol:
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For pete's sake! Can you imagine the amount of machine polishing it's going to take to get rid of those snail trails all over the bonnet?
She's wearing fooking stiletto heels as well, more paint correction :roll:
Regards
 
Smartbear said:
Jonny essex said:
BRC said:
Cant tease you any longer Johnny, go look in your album but promise not to delete :)
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Wack away jim wack away :lol:
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For pete's sake! Can you imagine the amount of machine polishing it's going to take to get rid of those snail trails all over the bonnet?
She's wearing fooking stiletto heels as well, more paint correction :roll:
Regards
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And we are worried she has or is having a stroke!! Her left eye dose not look right!!!

I am actually getting worried about he health!!
 
Don't think she having a stroke MM, think someone's flicked the wipers on and she just had a colonic! :cry:
 
I assume the cup holders are OEM? Did you go direct to the stealers for them?
Mine doesn't have them... seriously, probably the cheapest optional extra! The flippin' mook who ordered this car new paid probably thousands for bluetooth handsfree in a car that you can't hear your own voice in let alone someone elses, but neglected to add cup holders and cruise control!
 
I hear people keep recommending that site, but every time I've tried to use it I've either not found what I need, what I need is impossible to find or search for. Is it a UK based site?
 
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