Today’s mountain bikers can f**k off...

john-e89 said:
The piano wire plus branches across tracks, nails on routes etc, is happening just round the corner from me, a couple of villages on, plus I’m a biker too as I already said, so why wouldn’t it bother me..?

Someone has actually strung piano wire over a track used by cyclist? :o

Presumably the village has small boss eyed boys sat in trees duelling banjos, and guys with their trousers at half mast hollering squeal piggy squeal at passing cyclist? I'd be doing 30 mph+! :wink:
 
john-e89 said:
And do please let us know into or what, or whatever you can think of group that Z4 owners get pigeon holed into, personally I'm not aware of one...

Spoken like a true octogenarian, gearknob moisturising, octane fantasist hairdresser who regularly makes love to his girlfriend aka clay mitt.

Who are these mountain bikers that enjoy going 30mph on a flat road btw, John? I’m not even sure my hardtail will do 30mph. Maybe down a steep hill in a slipstream. Wait, let me go test that theory... :D
 
MrPT said:
john-e89 said:
And do please let us know into or what, or whatever you can think of group that Z4 owners get pigeon holed into, personally I'm not aware of one...

Spoken like a true octogenarian, gearknob moisturising, octane fantasist hairdresser who regularly makes love to his girlfriend aka clay mitt.

Who are these mountain bikers that enjoy going 30mph on a flat road btw, John? I’m not even sure my hardtail will do 30mph. Maybe down a steep hill in a slipstream. Wait, let me go test that theory... :D

MrPT your not trying hard enough, I've managed 43mph on my full suss mountain bike on one of my local routes lol
 
Jollyjoiner said:
MrPT your not trying hard enough, I've managed 43mph on my full suss mountain bike on one of my local routes lol

Sure, but do you ride that bike for road speed?

I'm just wondering what the pack of riders john is talking about were doing. Between trails, I guess?
 
MrPT said:
john-e89 said:
And do please let us know into or what, or whatever you can think of group that Z4 owners get pigeon holed into, personally I'm not aware of one...

Spoken like a true octogenarian, gearknob moisturising, octane fantasist hairdresser who regularly makes love to his girlfriend aka clay mitt.

Who are these mountain bikers that enjoy going 30mph on a flat road btw, John? I’m not even sure my hardtail will do 30mph. Maybe down a steep hill in a slipstream. Wait, let me go test that theory... :D

I didn’t say 30mph Mr PT, I said down a 30% incline, which it is, read the post again..... :poke:
 
Ewazix said:
john-e89 said:
The piano wire plus branches across tracks, nails on routes etc, is happening just round the corner from me, a couple of villages on, plus I’m a biker too as I already said, so why wouldn’t it bother me..?

Someone has actually strung piano wire over a track used by cyclist? :o

Presumably the village has small boss eyed boys sat in trees duelling banjos, and guys with their trousers at half mast hollering squeal piggy squeal at passing cyclist? I'd be doing 30 mph+! :wink:

Someone is seriously pissed off with the bikers Ewazix, no idea why though, they’re putting wire, branches, nails out to cause as much grief as possible. It’s obviously someone local, taken a nasty vendetta to them it seems.
 
john-e89 said:
I didn’t say 30mph Mr PT, I said down a 30% incline, which it is, read the post again..... :poke:

Ah sorry, it was Ewazix. Either way, this is turning into Sesame Street. :D

30% incline
30’ flat bed trailer
30mph...

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MrPT said:
Jollyjoiner said:
MrPT your not trying hard enough, I've managed 43mph on my full suss mountain bike on one of my local routes lol

Sure, but do you ride that bike for road speed?

I'm just wondering what the pack of riders john is talking about were doing. Between trails, I guess?

No I use roads to get in between trails, this is a steep ish down hill though and I use 2.8 wide DHF And DHR tyres :D
 
Jollyjoiner said:
MrPT said:
Jollyjoiner said:
MrPT your not trying hard enough, I've managed 43mph on my full suss mountain bike on one of my local routes lol

Sure, but do you ride that bike for road speed?

I'm just wondering what the pack of riders john is talking about were doing. Between trails, I guess?

No I use roads to get in between trails, this is a steep ish down hill though and I use 2.8 wide DHF And DHR tyres :D

Your plane been cancelled Nige...?? :poke:
 
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