The worst overtake attempt

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r2uzenblot

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 Shropshire
I was minding my own business in a 30 limit when a smelly really old diesel transit came right up my arse. When we got to 40 there he was inches away belching fumes. Got to 60 and no change and his exhaust was pumping out fumes worse than a smog. And then we came to a dual carriageway and he made his move.

Now don't get me wrong I don't mind anyone overtaking me but to have to sit behind a smog generating heap of tin wasn't on so with the help of Sport Mode I was half a mile ahead in a blink of an eye whilst the cars behind him were flashing their lights for him to pull over so they could avoid the smog cloud.

Anyone had a worse attempted overtaker......
 
r2uzenblot said:
with the help of Sport Mode I was half a mile ahead in a blink of an eye
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You shouldn't accelerate while being overtaken. The van driver probably didn't think much of your driving either, but the whole thing obviously stressed you as you haven't forgotten about it. :thumbsdown:
 
r2uzenblot said:
with the help of Sport Mode I was half a mile ahead in a blink of an eye
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It doesn't make it go any quicker. It's not like 'Knightrider'. :)

Nothing wrong wrong with a Transit. Backbone of Britain. Nowadays they cost more than your Z4 too :thumbsup:
 
Was with my Brother in law in his personal car driving down the M32 a few years back, in the outside lane overtaking when some donut in a 407 came haring up behind at about 100mph, we pulled over to let him pass - as he did the look on his mates face as my BIL held up his warrant card - he pulled in slowed down and exited sharply at the next junction.
 
I'm thinking here's a new level of 'Kink' when a transit comes up your arse.... :?

How do you even do that manoeuvre....?? :scratchhead:

Having asked that I'm not sure I want to know the answer....as I'm sure there is one..... :o
 
john-e89 said:
I'm thinking here's a new level of 'Kink' when a transit comes up your arse....

How do you even do that manoeuvre....??

Having asked that I'm not sure I want to know the answer....as I'm sure there is one...
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Gives the saying "in transit" a whole new meaning :thumbsup:
 
Pondrew said:
john-e89 said:
I'm thinking here's a new level of 'Kink' when a transit comes up your arse....

How do you even do that manoeuvre....??

Having asked that I'm not sure I want to know the answer....as I'm sure there is one...
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Gives the saying "in transit" a whole new meaning :thumbsup:
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I bet Sars would know.....dirty cow :evil: :P :wink:
 
john-e89 said:
I know mate but I'm only on my second single malt....
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So there are some advantages of not having to drive in the morning! Going to work pis*ed....count me in :thumbsup:
 
Pondrew said:
john-e89 said:
I know mate but I'm only on my second single malt....
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So there are some advantages of not having to drive in the morning! Going to work pis*ed....count me in :thumbsup:
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What I can't get my head around is how we got from a smelly old transit van to Sars licking herself in her catsuit.... :rofl:

You need help Pondy....you're not right mate..... :poke: :lol:
 
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