The official let off steam thread

Santa = Satan
Saint Nicholas = Old Nick
Santa, a creepy old guy who sneaks into young childrens rooms in the middle of the night and empties his sack. :o


Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?

He sold his soul to Santa. :)
 
Adele not allowing her new album on music streaming services so that you have to actually buy it :( , FFS, how much money does she need!!

The same goes for Taylor Swift.....
 
Beatman said:
Drivers who think it's ok to overtake cyclist on a bend. :thumbsdown:
I saw this for the first time a couple of weeks ago and couldn't believe what I was seeing.

Country road very narrow hardly room for two cars. Prick overtakes cyclist on a 90 degree bend uphill.

Obviously said prick was in an AUDI :headbang:
 
TonyP said:
Adele not allowing her new album on music streaming services so that you have to actually buy it :( , FFS, how much money does she need!!

The same goes for Taylor Swift.....

I'm with the artists on this one - blame the streaming sites for not coughing up the dough!

Oh, and today's gripe is the freaking grass - still growing and its nearly December. Having to cut it again as the fer-ga-way pygmies are hiding in the long grass again...


.. for those that don't know the joke, they jump up, screaming their war-cry "We're the fer-ga-way!".....
 
Car drivers on motorways that sit just below the speed of most HGV's, so the HGV's have to block the middle lane for 3 miles while overtaking said knob head. :headbang:

Always meeting cyclists as you near a bend

Planks who leave their rear fog lights on when your behind them Aghhhhhhhhh :headbang:

All cars should have sensors that turn the rear fog off once it detects another vehicles lights behind it.

And breath :)
 
Jasey said:
Beatman said:
Drivers who think it's ok to overtake cyclist on a bend. :thumbsdown:
I saw this for the first time a couple of weeks ago and couldn't believe what I was seeing.

Country road very narrow hardly room for two cars. Prick overtakes cyclist on a 90 degree bend uphill.

Obviously said prick was in an AUDI :headbang:

It's just the mentality of some people, they can't see around the corner but still overtake the cyclists. I find it unbelievable :headbang:
 
I keep forgetting to turn my cloaking device off
There should be a warning light!
I only realise it's still on when cars pull out on me at junctions or don't wait when cars are parked on their side of the road and I have right of way
Twice today I've had to jump on the brakes :x
 
Idiots going for a pee during films at the cinema.

Can't last a couple of hours without pissing then don't go to the fucking cinema!
 
And........
while I'm on one
I went by taxi to the airport on Wednesday (works business)
2 hours in the car listening to the radio (unless the footie is on, I always listen to my Ipod)
When did they stop playing music? I've never heard so much drivel (or adverts) in my life :x
I timed it once - the songs were 15 mins apart
 
Jasey said:
Idiots going for a pee during films at the cinema.

Can't last a couple of hours without pissing then don't go to the f***ing cinema!

The same people who have to go to the loo on a 40 minute internal flight and disrupt the cabin staff and everyone sat next to them. What is the matter with you :headbang:
 
Working on your car and you could have sworn that tool/bolt was right next to you and ends up going to another dimension never to be found again.... :|

Anyone have a 1-3/16" impact wrench socket they mind parting with? :headbang:
 
TonyP said:
Adele not allowing her new album on music streaming services so that you have to actually buy it :( , FFS, how much money does she need!!

The same goes for Taylor Swift.....
Yeah so selfish, why should she and her band make the money. It should go to iTunes because without them how would we ever listen to music?
 
Customers who don't listen, don't listen, don't listen, sign a contract with someone else, then expect you to instantly magic them out of the shitty hole their website is in on the biggest trading weekend of the year. Because they didn't listen. And then don't like the answers, 'we tried to tell you so' and, 'database management is your responsibility.' Eejits. Someone deserves to be fired... If only for ruining my day with s**t I don't understand and didn't need to learn about. Wankers...
 
TonyP said:

Enough said ! How much angst does she want to smother the uk with !! 3 albums & still the same old wailing shyte , i don't get her or her "music " it aint chilled , its depressing & morbid so here's hoping for another few years till her next offloading :cry:

Adele free zone at our house :thumbsup:
 
Bing said:
Customers who don't listen, don't listen, don't listen, sign a contract with someone else, then expect you to instantly magic them out of the sh***y hole their website is in on the biggest trading weekend of the year. Because they didn't listen. And then don't like the answers, 'we tried to tell you so' and, 'database management is your responsibility.' Eejits. Someone deserves to be fired... If only for ruining my day with s**t I don't understand and didn't need to learn about. w*****s...

But the customer is always right :poke:
 
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