The most beautiful girl in the world :)

marchantsuk said:
Woots said:
Oh dear it's moved onto ex gfs....

When I got married I had to hide all photographic evidence from my laptop :headbang:

Oh well I've got about 10 gb of images and vids in my memory wank bank

Better pass those tissues on Carol :cry:

Ahhahaha!!!

Socks are overrated anyway
 
Woots said:
Oh dear it's moved onto ex gfs....

When I got married I had to hide all photographic evidence from my laptop :headbang:

Oh well I've got about 10 gb of images and vids in my memory wank bank

When I got married photos were still mostly printed. I remember my Dad advising me to dump any photos that had an ex in them as he maintained they would be the first thing my wife looked through when I was out at work... I spent two hours with him and filled half a bin bag. One of the saddest days of my life :cry:

Turns out she didn't even wait until I went to work, so good advice received and acted upon :thumbsup:

I have to confess I kept one of each for posterity, so well hidden that even I don't know where they are now. Better find them again actually, before she does !
 
Woots said:
Oh dear it's moved onto ex gfs....

If we are getting into EX-girlfriends and partners, I shall have to look out some of my old glass lantern slides - well, I do go back quite a long way!

In 1966 I was twenty-one and singing with my band in Germany. Our first gig was in Braunschweig, and on the first night we were there, I met up with a lovely girl call Brigitte Weinkauf. We were booked at the club for a month and six of us were staying in a fairly small flat, so when, on the following night, she said that her parents were away for the Summer, and would I like to stay with her, I couldn't believe my luck. She had the use of her mother's VW Beetle and, at about two in the morning, when we'd finished playing, she drove to the house, which was well outside of town and a bit on the posh side.

I stayed with her for the whole month and when we moved on to Hanover, she came there at weekends. Unfortunately, we then got shunted up to Kiel and I wasn't able to see her for a few weeks, but did managed to visit when we had a weekend off. Sadly, we had to return to the UK for some bookings and didn't get back to Germany for a couple of months, and when we did, we were nowhere near Braunschweig and, although we corresponded for a while, I lost touch with her. I often wonder what I'd be doing now if I'd left the band and stayed in Germany, as we discussed together during my stay with her. She, like me, will be in her sixties now, and I doubt that we would recognise each other, but I will always remember that Summer romance in the 'swinging sixties'.

This all sounds a bit 'Simon Bates' doesn't it? I guess he'd be playing 'our song' now, and if so, it would be 'I put a spell on you', which Brigitte loved to hear us play.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmXU7C7MYlw

Sorry to have gone on a bit, but when us old-timers get started...( pause to wipe away a salty tear)
Scorp.
 
Well now we've all done the girlfriends I thought us lads should post a few pictures of our d*cks...

Here's a picture of me playing with my big d*ck in the bath earlier:



















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Ste said:
lux good said:
Ste said:

I wanna see more of this one Ste.....I reckon she'd eat you for brekkie.......and I'm not on about your little chippolata!! :lol:

Haha in fairness she was a few years ago but I thought id include her seen as shes probably one of the best looking girls ive pulled ;)

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don't be lying now Ste, I know someone who knows you and went to school with you so... :poke: I'll find out ;)
 
nightyard said:
don't be lying now Ste, I know someone who knows you and went to school with you so... :poke: I'll find out ;)

Haha who's that? And why would I lie :S

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Ste said:
nightyard said:
don't be lying now Ste, I know someone who knows you and went to school with you so... :poke: I'll find out ;)

Haha who's that? And why would I lie :S

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I'm just messing about the lying part,
Jamie Cowan... my girlfriend's housemate at uni
 
Haha ah right yep I did indeed, not seen him in a while mind. He's a good lad and no mistake.

f**k me the world's a small place :P

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Ste said:
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Haha in fairness she was a few years ago but I thought id include her seen as shes probably one of the best looking girls ive pulled ;)

Am I the only one whose noticed the miniature demon behind her on the left. It seems to be strangling a baby panda.
Have you heard from her lately? Either its her pet demon or I'd be worried if I were you.
 
I went to Italy for a wedding last weekend and found these two hotties that are my second cousins girlfriends. :roll: I wish..........

Mumma Mia!

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