nfbr said:I once ruined a date so that I could get away sooner and go for a beer with a friend...
Struggling for conversation (having not really found any common ground) I asked if she liked chocolate (I mean, what girl doesn't right) she said: "are you trying to say I'm fat?"
I realised That was my cue and my intolerant/sarcastic side made me say: "I wasn't but now you mention it..."
priceless
