The confessional

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Marlon

Lifer
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The confessional: A private place where we can unburden ourselves by confessing our sins.
(Same rules as Fight Club)

So, here’s one:
The missus was at night school last night, and so rather than heating up the pasta she’d prepared for me, I binned it and went to the local drive-through McDonalds. Mmmmm Big Mac and Vanilla milk shake :)
Felt a bit guilty afterwards, although in my defence we had had pasta the night before – so it was kind of leftovers :roll:
 
I went to see a mate for a beer last night in town. Ended up getting interrupted with work phone calls so hardly saw him - but was seen by my most junior work colleague stood outside the bar talking on the phone. Headed to another pub I frequent as it kinda felt like I hadn't been out. Got stuck into a couple of beers and at about 8.20pm I suddenly got that horrible feeling - I'd left my keys in my gym bag at work - no spares hidden at home or with a neighbour. So, I just had to go home with a pubmate (good thing I know him quite well, we went on hols together last year) and so had to turn up to work today in exactly the same clothes as yesterday!
Good thing I don't give a $h1t...
Stevo
 
Marlon said:
The confessional: A private place where we can unburden ourselves by confessing our sins.
(Same rules as Fight Club)

So, here’s one:
The missus was at night school last night, and so rather than heating up the pasta she’d prepared for me, I binned it and went to the local drive-through McDonalds. Mmmmm Big Mac and Vanilla milk shake :)
Felt a bit guilty afterwards, although in my defence we had had pasta the night before – so it was kind of leftovers :roll:
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I've had a cheeky two dinners before to avoid this burdened lie ( I have conscience lol)
 
20 odd years ago went to Euro Disney when my girls were little, when we were there my youngest daughter was desperate to go to the loo , so we found the nearest toilet, but the queues were huge so we used the disabled toilet, :roll: just when she had finished there was a bang on the door as someone was trying to get in so I convinced my daughter to pretend she was disabled, when we opened the door there was genuine disabled French girl who then couldn't stop apologizing for banging on the door :oops:
Felt guilty about it for years
 
Opened my coupes boot to find the floor was soaking wet. Immediate panic, lifted out the flooring & there's water underneath and near the battery. Double panic.

Grabbed my gym bag to get it out of the way. Noticed the top had come off my previously full water bottle.

:oops:
 
I once ruined a date so that I could get away sooner and go for a beer with a friend...

Struggling for conversation (having not really found any common ground) I asked if she liked chocolate (I mean, what girl doesn't right) she said: "are you trying to say I'm fat?"
I realised That was my cue and my intolerant/sarcastic side made me say: "I wasn't but now you mention it..."
 
nfbr said:
I once ruined a date so that I could get away sooner and go for a beer with a friend...

Struggling for conversation (having not really found any common ground) I asked if she liked chocolate (I mean, what girl doesn't right) she said: "are you trying to say I'm fat?"
I realised That was my cue and my intolerant/sarcastic side made me say: "I wasn't but now you mention it..."
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:thumbsup: :rofl:

So how long have you been married then. :wink:
 
buzyg said:
:thumbsup: :rofl:

So how long have you been married then. :wink:
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Intentionally single, never married. Every time I've ever been in a relationship, I've always been "pushed" for engagement... I can only assume the only reason any man is married is because he caved into pressure. :rofl:
 
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