That feeling you get...

When you score a header from 35 yards out and know you'll never ever do anything as good as that again :D :(

Zlatan Ibrahimovic must have felt the same last night.
 
I had that feeling last night on a 50mph dual carriageway. I shot off the roundabout (unaware it was a 50mph road!) and accelerated up through the gears only to be slowed by someone who wouldn't move over. Then as they move over and I get ready to blast it past I see the mobile speed camera! Luckily I reacted quickly enough to ensure I stayed below 50mph and got away with it. Close one though! :oops:
 
Woots said:
when you spend ages trying to force out a poo and its such an impressive size that it just zoots down the drain leaving you no time to stand back and be proud :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

bad bad times...
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My lad had to stop on the motorway services on his way back to Harrogate to answer a call of nature, No.2 type.
He was so proud of it he took a picture on his phone and showed me. :sick:
 
When youre heading off for a dirty weekend with the wife and your 50 miles from home and she tells you the painters have just arrived :(
 
Nosa said:
When youre heading off for a dirty weekend with the wife and your 50 miles from home and she tells you the painters have just arrived :(
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Nooooooooo!!!
 
Bing said:
Sizzle said:
When you wake up at 4am and realise you don't have to get up for another couple of hours
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Is that a good or bad feeling ? I find I end up not sleeping as I think I am going to miss my alarm :cry:
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It's a good feeling as I rarely have trouble sleeping or I just roll over and snuggle up to hubby :wink:
 
...when you wake up after :o work xmas do and cant remember a thing, only to be find you've pissed yourself and vomited all over your fiances' car. :o
 
den5ap said:
...when you wake up after :o work xmas do and cant remember a thing, only to be find you've pissed yourself and vomited all over your fiances' car. :o
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:rofl:

Similar...

...when you wake up in a house you don't recognise, in clothes that aren't yours, lying on the floor... You later find out you vomited on their front doormat :oops:
 
Carol M said:
Nosa said:
When youre heading off for a dirty weekend with the wife and your 50 miles from home and she tells you the painters have just arrived :(
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:o Nosa! :lol:
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Perhaps I should clarify, I wasn't worried about the lack of Nookie,
We were in my car on my leather :cry:
 
That feeling you get..... the day before you get on a plane to fly home from an amazing holiday...... I am getting it right now! I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE SRI LANKA!!! :-( :cry:
 
Carol M said:
Woots said:
when you spend ages trying to force out a poo and its such an impressive size that it just zoots down the drain leaving you no time to stand back and be proud :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

bad bad times...
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My lad had to stop on the motorway services on his way back to Harrogate to answer a call of nature, No.2 type.
He was so proud of it he took a picture on his phone and showed me. :sick:
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Or when you make the stop after being caught short and then find the toilet paper roll is empty :(
 
this was such a good thread... so have to add two 'feelings you get' of

- when you shut the front door & think sh@t, I just put my keys down inside

- when your other half's on a 7am sunday morning early shift, gets you up to drop her off & she phone's you on the way home to say... do you remember the clocks went back last night...
 
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