Don't you, don't you?You’re so vain. I bet you think this forum is about you.
(With apologies to Carly Simon)
I think it's more to do with the sheer amount of crap I spout, rather than the quality TBH.For a grumpy old man, you are quite popular, that is we all love a "character"![]()

There isn't. This thread is supposed to be very 'tongue in cheek', not to be taken seriously (as with the vast majority of my rubbish).Congratulations, I didnt know there was a competiton,
It wouldn't be the same without youThere isn't. This thread is supposed to be very 'tongue in cheek', not to be taken seriously (as with the vast majority of my rubbish).
It wouldn't be the same without you
Congratulations.
I'm sure I'll get there eventually.![]()